Retired CS2 Trader (5 years) and Shitposter (20 years)

Joined July 2023
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21 Jun 2025
I did a thing….
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Jun 1
another W for @Metro_DL
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Jan 28
Starting a new business so I'm liquidating my playskins AGAIN 🥲 It's very niche, so I doubt it will ever sell, but a T1 pink gem butterfly doppler, and T2 vice gloves (0.3 float, but I only want very little overpay here) Message me with any offers 🩷
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24 Dec 2025
these pandoras look so good... but $3k for them? 🫤
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Selling my flawless 0.07 vice gloves, looking to sell them today / tomorrow to the highest offer current offer - $6,200
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23 Dec 2025
im a friendly guy
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5 Oct 2025
Are we okay with steam just plagiarizing ? Pokemon charms next ?
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4 Oct 2025
so apparently i got red trust i never cheated, all i do is sometimes kill teammates and kick retarded russians a lot of nwords, insults, death threats etc is trust factor back in cs2? afaik after they killed csgo, trust factor got turned off
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1 Sep 2025
i like my language because when you’re speaking, you have to specify what gender you are (man / woman)
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29 Aug 2025
i want to start some cool business soon. shit like @Monarch does, but maybe a bit more ethical
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13 Aug 2025
how do i normalize myself before leaving for uni? i dont want to accidentally drop a “check who owned the boats” mid conversation
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reminder for everyone that didn't know, this is not the real megalodon This guy is a scammer. If you check megalodon's steam you'll find the following:
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23 Jul 2025
LOOKING FOR AROUND 103K RMB UU BALANCE 1:1 DM if u got :)))))
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22 Jul 2025
looking for a huntsman ruby 🍎 paying crypto ~ 1600$
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SO. You can only reverse back ALL TRADES, including all incoming and outcoming trades. After this you will be banned for 30 days. How retarded is Valve dude
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16 Jul 2025
so what im understanding about the new update: no more instant cashouts gamba sites taking a big hit overall entire trading system is slowed down market is gonna DUMP
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16 Jul 2025
i almost bought a bfk black pearl last night 😭 dodged a bullet as i can see
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9 Jul 2025
im gonna need answers on this one
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5 Jul 2025
from @strideros (@strideros_ on tiktok)
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1 Jul 2025
impulsebought these three and now i'm slightly regretting it 😅 possible buyers can dm me prices, probably not for resellers
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28 Jun 2025
dlore buff 🔥
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