What you really want to say on FB, but you don't! Now you can.

Joined May 2009
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my dog is humping his bed. oh yeah. he is fixed.
your baby is not cute. i am sorry.
come on followers... write what you have always wanted to on FB, but ya didn't! The more politically incorrect, the better.
my dog just crapped out half his body weight
"is" what is that? you are that desperate for attention you need to update your status to "is"?
good job running the marathon. you could still drop a few lbs.
Facebook makes people think we give a damn if their kids win a soccer game, eat sushi for the first time or get good grades. gfy!
You look like your dog.
#drunkwords will stop tomorrow
"Yes, that bathing suit makes you look fat" "Just clogged the toilet at Nobu in Malibu" "Are you out of the closet yet?"
thinking about how funny it would be if people were not so fake on Facebook.
What you really want to say on FB, but you don't! Now you can.