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failcoin @failcoin

OG meme god. ₿-grade pleb since 2012. Still trying to login to BTC-e trollbox.

Joined February 2014
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  • Followers 750
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Holy shit. I thought @Bitcoinsach's 2014 Zetacoin scam was the ultimate shitcoin starting with a "Z". Turns out 12 years later Zcash says "hold our beerz" and slaps up an even shittier spookcoin with infinite $ZEC backdoor a Claude one-liner can hack. Crypto gifts us endlessly.
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The more shameless bull posts I see about ZEC, despite its catastrophic failing and currently unknown total supply, just tells you how dead Zcash really is. It's over.
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Ok, I’ll admit it. I minted 16 trillion $ZEC before mythos patched the bug. I now own 99.999% of all Zcash, and will be liquidating my significant portfolio to purchase all surrounding properties of @cobie’s Hawthorn mansion. I will knock them down and start farming goats there.
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Wow. Zcash is giving me vibes of the Ethereum DAO hack, the Zetacoin scam, the collapse of Cryptsy, MtGox and so many early period crypto events. Could this be a new golden crypto era emerging?
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Ethereum is so over once Anthropic Mythos is out. Probably already is, you just don't know it. All your shitcoins beling to Mythos.
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Nehal
@nehalzzzz1
Feb 19
This user is back after making some INSANE predictions in the past that all came true. He is now predicting $1,000,000 #Bitcoin in 2026
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Peter St Onge, Ph.D.
@profstonge
31 Dec 2025
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failcoin
@failcoin
7 Nov 2025
The end of Western civilization in a single image
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failcoin
@failcoin
20 Oct 2025
Breaking: Bitcoin still running. Not crypto running on AWS. Reports saying all noobs catatonic.

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Bitcoin Magazine
@BitcoinMagazine
14 Oct 2025
Hey @elonmusk, when will Tesla resume accepting #Bitcoin payments again? 👀
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failcoin
@failcoin
23 Sep 2025
Ivermectin is said to be "dangerous" - but is actually perfectly safe killing cancer and parasites. Tylenol is said to be "safe" - but is actually dangerous causing autism and destroys your liver. Thanks medical science!

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Elon Musk
@elonmusk
7 Jul 2025
Replying to @RenatoLima_X
Fiat is hopeless, so yes
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failcoin
@failcoin
1 Jul 2025
If you swapped your Bitcoin for Ethereum exactly 9 years ago on 7/1/16, you’d have made a total return of 0.54%. That’s an annual return of 0.06% in BTC. ETH really is “Sound Money”!
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failcoin
@failcoin
22 Jun 2025
Buy Bitcoin. Stop Bombing.
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failcoin
@failcoin
16 Jun 2025
Hey @coinbase, my friend just made a big investment in Ravencoin and I see interest in RVN is exploding globally. Why can’t I buy $RVN on Coinbase? I don’t want Fartcoin, I want the best fair launch, non-security RWA blockchain!
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failcoin
@failcoin
10 Jun 2025
Hey @coinbase, you're essentially failing your fiduciary duty for $COIN holders by ignoring $RVN. Do you shareholders realize how much trading profit you're leaving on the table by not listing Ravencoin, which has trading volume equal to its marketcap?
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failcoin
@failcoin
22 May 2025
If you hold $SUI after this centralized “pause the database” debacle, you are truly a very special person. (and by special I mean absolutely retarded)
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failcoin
@failcoin
27 Apr 2025
My working theory is Bezos is aclimatizing annoying entitled celebs to his space trips with a grand plan to help humanity… When he eventually gets the most annoying celebs all into his phallic shaped craft, he sends them into the Sun. Which celebs should be on this ultimate purge voyage?
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failcoin
@failcoin
20 Apr 2025
If you’re sleeping on $FET I feel sorry for you son. You got 99 shitcoins and OG AI ain’t one.
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failcoin
@failcoin
11 Apr 2025
Who else keeps clicking on Activity Monitor instead of Stocks? Sort it out @Apple!
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