here's the key to the city! it opens my wife's chastity belt! ... she's 18!!!

Joined February 2020
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another reminder to any other mutuals out there 🫡
reminder to my mutuals i have a priv where i mostly just complain about my personal life or talk about work but there are also nirvanna posts now and again.... @hippiedykerag mutuals only pls in case i ever dox myself
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i have been trying so hard all day to come up with a top 4 favorite albums and it's apparently the hardest thing ever.... these are what i've settled on for now.... honorable mention to blue by joni mitchell which i felt would be too obvious of a choice
i wonder what this guy's favourite genre is...
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omg waittttt i love this.... 50 MILLION MORE MABBL EPS NOW
Replying to @faildyke @okjaybird
the exclaim interview too.... i love how much they seem to adore it
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i do wonder what matt and jay would say about the mabbl craze. do they know we want 10 million more episodes
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Dick Anna #MadMen
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mabbl fanart will save the world.
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how’s that gonna work
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matt johnson gay as hell homotron 5000 little gay boy moments compilation
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sorry i was thinking about the sex and the city extra
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this site has made it so impossible to catch up on the tl after i wake up bc things just repeat and are all out of order. whatever. good morning 🫡
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it's actually more embarrassing what i have to say about this than if i just said something about wanting to fuck him
matt johnson posted up on couch with two headed calf plushy can be something so personal
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i want to..... be his friend 😔
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matt and jay dakimakura concept
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beer, gay rights, hookers
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be kind to them
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They were separated for a total of 8 hours #ntbts #mabbl
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i've never gotten jealous b4 abt ppl meeting celebrities bc i actually dont need to do any of that knowing me it would be the most awkward situation ever. that bring said i get jealous when ppl meet matt. that should be me. yes i would say nothing and be horribly awkward so what
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reminder to my mutuals i have a priv where i mostly just complain about my personal life or talk about work but there are also nirvanna posts now and again.... @hippiedykerag mutuals only pls in case i ever dox myself
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forces were out to prevent me from seeing josh o'connor, big. postponed till thursday now i guess
watching disclosure day tomorrow #whatever
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back when i was in my kpop days and it got to the point where i literally hated everyone else other than like 4 of my mutuals i ended up following a lot of kfans bc they were the only ones i could stand. all that to say these ntb kfans are proof that we're in the good timeline
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