Jesse | he/him | 30 | π³οΈββ§οΈ| world's okayest Tampa Bay Rays fan
Joined August 2012
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21 Nov 2024
Follow me on Bluesky now because Twitter causes me too much psychic damage bsky.app/profile/failsafe.bsβ¦
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Jan 9
fuck it. leaving twitter again, this time probably permanently. find me on bluesky @ failsafe .bsky. social
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βWe gave a gun to a bunch of guys who watched a recruitment ad during a football game and signed up for a 47 day orientation. Please react very calmly when theyβre shouting at you because they might get scared and start shooting off under pressure. They are saving our America.β
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Jan 5
Current hobby is going through ancient Russian gun forms and downloading all the photos with cats
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We're going straight to the front lines for eyewitness accounts
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Jan 4
saturday night letβs go crazy
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Jan 3
This is the βfreedomβ America brought to Iraq.
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Jan 3
day 1 back in nyc and i had a dream that zohran mamdani invited me over for dinner for some reason and served a dish that was basically just a meatball on a piece of naan he called βthe big mamdaniβ
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Betty Boop! π€π€
Haha she my oc now
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30 Dec 2025
my gender swap simpsons au
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30 Dec 2025
In honor of Sandy Koufax's 90th birthday, here's one of the great baseball strips in "Peanuts," from April 16, 1967.
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ibs community are going to get a lot of use out of this
29 Dec 2025
There's a new movie trailer out about a literal killer whale, but the trailer turned all the blood from red to brown, so it looks like everyone is leaking poop
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28 Dec 2025
introducing the brothers:
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