You don't know anything about usability, (web) design (UI/UX)? Can't help your customers (CX)? What could possibly go wrong? (Oh yeah, we're cynical.)

Joined February 2015
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I want one of these signs for every SIEM, EDR, and AV solution that gets deployed. Actually, scratch that. We need it for ALL software...
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On days @Twitter rate limits you for following too many people or having too many follow you back,they not only stop you from following anyone else,theyremove dozens of followers from your total as punishment which is anabsolute joke.Bet they don't rate limit bots.

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No, @Apple, we don't want cheaper batteries. We want you to stop sabotaging the products for which we paid good money. x.com/cnni/status/9465576632…

29 Dec 2017
Apple has apologized to customers for how it rolled out an update that can slow down older iPhones and is offering cheaper battery replacements to make up for it cnn.it/2pOksu4
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21 Dec 2017
C'mon Verisign: You had ONE job! knowledge.verisign.com/
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Google has pulled Youtube off of Amazon Firesticks. It no longer will work as of 1-1-2018. reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/c…

The @intel #ManagementEngine, a public web server in every CPU, that can control a computer. How could that possibly be used for bad? Some product manager failed to raise enough red flags. Hence, it got pwnd. plus.google.com/ BillPerrin/…

Gee, it's almost like making all your hardware depend on a single point of failure is a bad idea: itnews.com.au/news/thousands…
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People often ask me the best tools for doing UX design. The best tools are listening and asking questions.
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4 Jul 2017
I have some thoughts about why news orgs are finding that people won’t read long articles…
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Says Haas: "Going from 4.10.0-38 to 4.10.0-40 on Ubuntu Zesty breaks my input devices. Their udev attributes look completely different. Not even a micro version update, just a different build. We wonder why there isn't more adoption for Linux on desktop?" plus.google.com/ FlorianHaas…
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How many redirects are there, 5? 500? 5000? And what's up with that atrocious cookie alert regarding advertising? If I click accept, will I eventually get into an endless loop? Scnr.
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Can’t think of a single reason this would be a good idea. Oh, and I’d like my name back please. x.com/biuk/status/9285326214…

We interviewed Sophia, the artificially intelligent robot who previously said she wanted to 'destroy humans.'
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Solid read 👍🏻 Don't Confuse Ecommerce With Digital Experience bit.ly/2lIaCYx via @guishogt
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Says Joshua Ellis: "Somehow Google got the wrong address for my Google Home, but the address they have doesn't exist and the shipper says it was delivered a couple of hours ago to the nonexistent place. This is irritating me to absolutely no end." mbasic.facebook.com/story.ph…

Good question here. Good answers, too. x.com/da_667/status/93483678…

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Hey @TwitterSupport. It’s been almost a week since thousands of users reported this tweet. It’s still up and there’s still a blue check mark on this account. As you’ve changed your policy, can you explain why it’s still verified? x.com/anncoulter/status/9303…

14 Nov 2017
JIHAD BARBIE! ISIS Ken sold separately. on-ajc.com/2iT8Hvn
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YAHOO as your search engine, people. 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 x.com/Tom_Nikl/status/933080…

Let me explain net neutrality in the most horrific way: if FCC dismantles it, and you get internet from Verizon, they may force you to use YAHOO as your search engine (because they own it), but PAY to use GOOGLE. Would you like that? If not, you SUPPORT #NetNeutrality.
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