Geriatric Millenial / Rhetoric Professor / Comedian in the before times

Joined April 2009
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9 Jan 2021
Donald tried to get on Melania’s Twitter but she told him the password was Barron’s middle name plus his birthday.
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28 Jun 2024
Someone please find Ja Rule so I can make sense of all this!
28 Jun 2024
This can’t be our only choice of candidates… 🤦🏾‍♂️ WTF
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Congratulations to Stephen Curry on winning his second PBWA Magic Johnson Award honoring a player who displays "cooperation and grace in dealing with the media and fans" both on and off the court! By the way @StephenCurry30, I had fun hanging out with your mom last night at the Sparks home opener!
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4 May 2024
Clippers at the Staples Center

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Super Bowl in Las Vegas
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on the first day of Black History Month I saw Joe Kelly crip walk in a school gymnasium
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29 Nov 2023
29 Nov 2023
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
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I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.
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7 Nov 2022
The Emperor Has No Tweets
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17 Jul 2023
I can barely imagine scrolling this website enough to even need a rate limit.
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TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH
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BREAKING: New host chosen to replace Tucker Carlson
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Charles Barkley's Inside the NBA Debut (October 31, 2000). Chuck was locked and loaded from night one.
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1 Mar 2023
Guy who wrote this absolutely wears a bow tie to class.
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This is my favorite Super Smash Bros. Arena
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8 Feb 2023
Sir, this is a basketball game
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8 Feb 2023
Almost hard to believe that myself and LeBron James have combined for more than 38,000 points in the NBA.
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7 Feb 2023
My man catching strays, even in death.
Harry Whittington, the man who former Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot while they were hunting quail on a Texas ranch 17 years ago, has died. He was 95. apnews.com/article/politics-…
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26 Jan 2023
The professor moral panic over ChatGPT will subside when they all start using to write letters of rec.
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This might be the best explanation to date of how crypto became entangled with pro sports, via @bomani_jones.
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21 Jan 2023
I’m convinced Steven Adams could defeat any character in the MCU.
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