Nationally ranked nose blower. Bengals, Betting, Cat Daddy.

Joined February 2012
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Made my mom's phone autocorrect "good" to "that's fire dog" and she got mad like wtf she should be thanking me for elevating her text game
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one of the refs wasn’t even paying attention yet lmao, clearly it was just a ref error on whoever let him inbound. they stop play when they’ve obviously messed up the clock or etc too. the phantom 1 second is fair criticism but tech on spurs would be ridiculously silly
This is INSANE, the refs let the Knicks inbound the ball and then called the play dead for a substitution after play already started. WTF am I missing??
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Yeah it’s a missed call, a flagrant 1 and all that. But every Wemby incident from the Naz elbow, to the Dort shove, to this has been Wemby letting opponents know if you try to play him too physically you might get hit with the Shaolin fists of fury and I honestly gotta respect it
the shaolin monks taught him this
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are all the allegations not pre-miami? lol
The rumor floating around Miami is that Coach Spo was the one who pointed Terry Rozier to authorities and Terry’s homies were the ones to set Spo’s house on fire. 🤫
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forgot the dogshit projected ads in top left/bottom right
2026 NBA Finals court designs:
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i’m on 5 wemby’s but more curious what people think the optimal breakdown is if offered some of each. 2 bron 3 wemby imo
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Who wins in a best of 7 series? 5 Wembys or 5 Lebrons?
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I am very tired of hearing this take when this is simply people wanting you to pretend we don’t know the things we know about Trump and his family.
I really don’t understand the hate Jaxon Dart got for introducing President Trump. Good or bad..if you support Trump or not..you're in a lose lose situation. Politics and religion are difficult for sports. Folks have the right to believe in whatever the fuck they want. I don't know..I just live by a code..As long as it's not interfering with my shit..do whatever you want because you've got to take whatever you're on up with God. I'm too much of a sinner to be judgmental and political.
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*gulp* i agree with the sga team here UD was out of line. they probably anticipated this response though it’s working out exactly how they’d hoped
Underdog Sports received a cease and desist letter regarding a promotion that makes fun of Shai Gilgeous-Alexander’s efforts to draw fouls, per @TheAthletic “In a letter dated May 22, 2026 obtained by The Athletic, Eric Fishman of law firm ArentFox Schiff LLP, representing Gilgeous-Alexander, asked Underdog to: “permanently cease and desist from any and all use of Mr. Gilgeous-Alexander’s NIL in any and all media, including but not limited to your website (including the Unethical Hoops Website), apps, social media accounts, digital marketing and advertisements, promotional emails, push notifications, affiliate or influencer placements, and any physical goods including but not limited to the board game advertised on the Unethical Hoops Website.” (nytimes.com/athletic/7313826…)
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ight this made me depressed. that coinflip gonna sting for a long time
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Tony Brothers
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“The rule was bad, so i’m glad they changed it but out of respect for the bad rule I’m gonna pretend they didn’t”. enough of these old heads lol
Why I was the lone voter to leave Wemby off 1st Team All-NBA.
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I firmly believe sga is the 3rd best player in the NBA right now and despite back to back MVPs that somehow means I’m always the pro sga guy in any casual hoops conversation. I don’t think the extremely anti shai people watch basketball they just believe lazy narratives
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“A nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but its lowest ones.” - Nelson Mandela Failing spectacularly
Trump’s so-called “Big Beautiful Bill” cuts Medicaid by $1 trillion. Here is what that means in plain English. It means a Maryland mom caring full-time for her disabled 28-year-old son loses $18,000 a year.  It means a single dad in Colorado caring for his daughter could see his income cut by more than $90,000 and lose his home.  It means a Nebraska mother told reporters she was preparing to sell her house so her son could keep living. These parents left careers. They bathe, feed, medicate, and monitor their loved ones around the clock. They save taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars each year by keeping them out of institutions.  And the Trump administration’s response? RFK Jr. smears them as fraudsters. House Republicans accuse them of getting paid to “hang out with their own families.” Republicans handed the wealthiest Americans another tax cut and mailed the invoice to families holding the most vulnerable people in this country together with their bare hands. This is incredibly cruel. And every Republican who supported it owes these families an answer. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tru…
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who asked for peacock scorecard, literally who wanted this forced on us
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i’d put my whole roll on actor here, curious if this is earnest or just engagement farming lol
who is more popular worldwild Actor Adam Scott or golfer Adam Scott? Settle this for me and @peteroverzet
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insane to say ausar hadn’t established possession, also even if he DIDNT have possession you still can’t trip a guy without the ball lmao. just admit you missed it man
NBA Referee Tony Brothers comments to a pool reporter after tonight’s Cleveland at Detroit game official.nba.com/pool-report…
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Harden is one of many who are guilty of doing this regularly, but this time no whistle all but ended the game.
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how do you not call travel on ant there lmao
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If LeBron beats the Thunder he’s getting put in Nelson Mandela conversations
If the Lakers advance past the Rockets, the expectation is that Luka Dončić will still be out for the series against the Thunder, per @ShamsCharania (h/t @Fullcourtpass & @LukaUpdates )
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at the very least everyone should respect that zohran is good at the game
Kristen to Zohran Mamdani: “Former Vice President Kamala Harris said just last week she is thinking about running for President again. Would you like to see former Vice President run for President again?” 🎥: Meet The Press
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Take a good look folks. These are the Minnesota boundary waters. Every Republican senator voted to allow a Chilean billionaire to mine it. The minerals will go to China. This truly enrages me. It should you as well. Fuck, and I mean fuck… The @GOP 🖕
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