roxy. principal designer of 'richard,' a video game i made w/ my brother when we were 10 to make fun of a kid named richard.
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23 Apr 2021
the T in LGBT stands for "three stooges getting hurt for real"
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20 Mar 2024
grover, you should've come over
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May 1
last night i dreamed i was speeding down the highway in a sports car and woke up and i was holding my grover plush by the head like a gear shift
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i was going to say i didn't understand this but i'm an amazing parallel parker and every time i park flawlessly i'm like, 'it's probably the testosterone boost from my PCOS'
Whenever it takes me too long to park I feel like I'm failing all women
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i tried and failed to go to sleep so now i am maybe going to give myself a gel manicure.
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Holy shit how have I never seen this
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23 Mar 2023
all the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of family guy that's really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits
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sort of like a reverse harriet the spy. harriet the suspect.
Anna Faris reveals she spent six weeks wearing gloves as a child because she feared being framed for murder:
"I was an offbeat kid with a deep sense of injustice. I was convinced that I was going to be framed for murder... I really entertained the idea. So, I spent six weeks in the summer wearing these disgusting royal purple knitted gloves because I thought anytime I opened anything they were going to catch my fingerprints, as an eight-year-old."
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same, we need pennants that say 'godzilla' to wave during the movies
Sometimes when I’m watching Godzilla movies I can’t help but let out an “I love you Godzilla!!!” to the screen like he can hear me
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15 Apr 2025
i can't do another year of mens' shorts discourse. just get them as short as possible. show us your thighs and balls and dicks. we want them short, okay? miniature. just comply and we can all get through another summer together.
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as a really hot fat person, when i go to fat cities i'm a 10. in chicago, cincinnati, and bloomington i'm like a celebrity.
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if i ever have a crush on a birder, i plan to have @kayteterry 'cyrano debergerac' me. texting her at 2am, 'kayte what bird has the sweetest song? what is a rare bird to namedrop?' i won't even try to learn. my binoculars will have pics of naked ladies in the lenses
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i love birds btw it just makes me feel like Big Brother to surveil them
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Jun 13
i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again…. me and my oomfs
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Jun 13
Dressing like a slut because I’m going out with a man who can fight tonight
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