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Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il

I am the smartest fama in all of Illinoise! I can walk out my back door and grow 300 bu kern without trying! YieldMaster hybrids dealer since 1969

Joined April 2019
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Cry me a fucking river ginger fama. I’m so sorry you can’t trade diddys 8R with 169 hours on it for another new 8R so you can have the newest tractor among your friends while you’re comparing each others diddys equipment at the Luke Bryan concert.
Jim Smith
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29 Aug 2024
This is not my video. Imagine the guts it took to open up Tik Tok and take this video.
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Oh hull yeah for them long 96 hour days in the spring when we planting duh kern. You guys in Canada are so lucky.
Melissa 🇨🇦
@MelissaLMRogers
27 Aug 2024
Welcome to CANADA 🇨🇦 just a vending machine with crack pipes & COCAINE snorting kits (and more) 🤯🤯 🎥 @gwenomahony
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Gunna be walking around to every iron tent saying repeatedly “Yeah I’ll be able to afford that in 20 years”
Farm Progress Show@FPShow
27 Aug 2024
Welcome to the Farm Progress Show! #FPS24
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Probably gunna go to @FPShow and visit every booth to turbo bitch about the price of kern and how bad we as famas have it. Who’s with me?
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The Jews killed Jesus soooooo…….yeah, there’s that
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“Farming looks easy when your pencil is Diddys checkbook and you’re sitting in front of JD Ops center”

ALT Fourth Of July Animation GIF by Chris Timmons

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Haha motherfuckers! 225 kern yield for Illinoise! You stupid idiots in the fringe states like Iowa, Wisconsin and Indiana can just switch back to CRP anytime and leave the corn growing to us real farmers.
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Glenn Randall, CCA retweeted
NO CONTEXT HUMANS
@HumansNoContext
25 Jul 2024
What is he trying to tell us? 😭
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Buy losers!
World News@worldnews1551
17 Jul 2024
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Alex is more than likely living in a rent free house on one of the 80s grandpappy bought back in the 70s. Also he’s probably driving diddys “old” 2 year old pickup and filling it up for free out of the “farm tanks” Alex isn’t really doing much for himself.
Grant Wiese
@gwiesefarms
2 Jul 2024
My target audience on X is named Alex, 27 years old, & back on the family farm. Alex is married (1 kid) & looking to buy their 1st or 2nd farm. Alex is creative with generating revenue & sharp with numbers. Alex will be worth millions and debt free someday. If this is you (or could be you someday, but maybe with a different name), then my weekly newsletter is built to help you do just that. You can sign up through the website link under my profile. A ton of resources & content will be coming your way in the fall of 2024. Thanks for tuning in & engaging!
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Ummm, I have questions….
Michael Hart@nig_michael
1 Jul 2024
My 19yo finished the drive over pit this morning for servicing the undercarriage on the big fendt.
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Farmers will continue to look even more retarded in the future
Travis Senter
@traviss22
28 Apr 2024
More Apple Vision Pro. Currently it isn’t great for everyday use, but as things progress this type of augmented reality will be everywhere. #AppleVisionPro @JohnDeere
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 5 years motherfuckers!
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Very mature brah
Macaulay Mumm@macmumm32
25 Apr 2024
Replying to @fama_il
Wah wah you sound like a crying little no till girl
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If it can’t close down a highway we don’t want it!
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Kerry has the plating tractor all ready to go. Who needs a @JohnDeere R series to have a bunch of monitors
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Major fail. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen in the last 10 years.
Jen Hartmann
@jenalyson
16 Apr 2024
It’s official 👀
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At night
Drive Line@drivelinelive
6 Apr 2024
Heavy haulers… how would something like this get transported?
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Spoiler alert: They will all be the same if it’s dry in August
Alex Woodall@alex_woodall
10 Mar 2024
The green flag has dropped on the infamous Duncombe 500 today. 10 acres were planted of fully treated P25A16E’s to see what could happen. Will add more soybeans to the field on a weekly basis through April for planting timing comparisons. ⁦@PioneerSeeds⁩
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I’m perfectly fine with this
Degenerative Agriculture Advisor@PlsntVlyFarmer
17 Feb 2024
I’m good with this
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