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Faptuary @faptuary

England’s Least Qualified Filmmaker | Ex-Ghostwriter & VFX Drone Moving Into Directing & Producing | Serious Collabs Welcome

Joined December 2021
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Alex Kingston as Dr. Elizabeth Corday in a scene from the leaked unaired episode of ER made for HBO when they were trying to switch network. Clooney hangs dong in it, by the way.
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Kate Lyn Sheil with Rachel Brosnahan
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Daisy Waterstone rare nudes - protect with your life!
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Now that Fable 5 has been banned in another act of government oligophrenia, I can emerge from my 3-day-long vibe coding bender and post boobies again.
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Getting ready to start your weekend with Paulina Gaitan (Thank you, Mexican Netflix 🫡)
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Felicity Jones had a nude scene in Servants from BBC One, it's true, but until they re-release it in HD, quite a lot is being left to our imaginations.
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It's unreal how close we got. 😬
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Adrienne Barbeau having a skinny dip in a swamp, as one does.
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Ivana Baquero has had quite the year
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Elizabeth Hurley
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Ivana Miličević in Banshee
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Natalie Portman demonstrating the rare sideanus shot -also known as "starfish peek"
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Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova in a deleted scene from Black Widow (2021).
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Jess Weixler in that movie where she has teeth in her cooter
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#DemiMoore in Streaptease
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When films do wardrobe right
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Emily Ratajkowski would have been a real hit in the MTV era. Truly born in the wrong generation.
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Rachel Weisz' nude scene as a secondary character upstaging Liv Tyler in the movie in which she is the protagonist and gets naked and during the era wherein the latter was being touted "the most beautiful woman alive" is a pretty impressive accolade. The clip is from Stealing Beauty (1996).
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🫵 Can YOU identify the movie and the actress? >inb4 which actress? You know exactly which actress we're focusing on.
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Thomasin McKenzie has a really nice butt, and I'm tired of ass men overlooking the situation. 🍑
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