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GOODBEAST Grofeld @farfuturegolps
Joined December 2019
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AGHAST! (I AM) THE SWAMP which they pluck VILE BLASTERDS?! Or merely a trick?! Ohhh … ohhhh noooooo! I strike you! I strike a thousand strikes with one strike and send you to a timeline! You make me so mad!!! I. AM. GROFELD!
shelby
@thetrueshelby
Jun 13
The swamp is no longer a metaphor.
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This image is nearly 14 years old, extracted from a news piece filmed in 2012 by NBC, documenting algae issues the Reflecting Pool was facing at that time. nbcnews.com/video/lincoln-…
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AFFIRMED: Twenty trillion BLASTERDS to be annihilated with “TIMELINES”?! A Goodness! I. AM. GROFELD!
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@archibaldxiv
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AFFIRM: perfect opportunities land in my lap
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When in the midst of a FAUXFLESHER encounter it’s important to remind self the True Virtue does not lie in patiently enduring the sensory assaults but knowing they are likely 30 minutes away from being sent to a TIMELINE… maybe they have a “BAD TIME”…!? I. AM. GROFELD!
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DARK NEW TREND?! “Take a walk on the VILE SIDE?!” You do this even for a HONEY or an equivalence you may never “WALK” again!! And then you will frown when I must punish you!!! Ahhh!!! Don’t do it! I. AM. GROFELD!
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Spend enough “TIME” by BBs (BIO-BLASTERDs) and you may come to the common conclusion that they fall into category of thing that WALKs which really ought to CRAWL… Many question remain! I. AM. GROFELD!
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GOO-BRAINS babble, "but wat of the BLASTERDS?" eh.. um... wat of the MORTS? Wat of GROFELD?! Better to be a GOODBEAST than a GOO-BRAIN, or so I've been told. Good Logic from a GOODBEAST! I. AM. GROFELD!
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BEG to be MORT, BEG to be VILE! Wat means? Something about the duality of being and such?! Is this ok? Do you like this explanation? I. AM GROFELD!
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If your misfortune coagulates to a DANGEROUS DEGREE you will find yourself in the TERROR UNIVERSE in which there is NO ESCAPE besides DEATH or by ANNIHILATING EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS! Be careful!!! I. AM. GROFELD!
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Gaze unto the decaying mass and your eyes will be met with BBs… (BIO-BLASTERDS)… Artificial HUEMANS(?) born from a miasma or perhaps harvested from a bog… Things are looking DARK, DAMP, and DARK… I hope for the AGE of GOODNESS… but it’s all gone VILE… I. AM. GROFELD!
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VILE BLASTERDS stink up the times and leak strange ooze from their chitinous thoraxes wherever they stumble!!! This is NO GOOD!!! I. AM. GROFELD!
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Annihilate everything that is VILE! NOW!!! I. AM. GROFELD!
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Enjoying SWEETS? Enjoying TREATS? Hallmark of a GREAT MORT! Enjoying a LOT OF SWEETS?! Enjoying a LOT OF TREATS?! You may be a FREAK BLASTERD with a HIGH TIME SUGAR! STOP!!!!!!!! I. AM. GROFELD!
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I will give you even my timelines, GOODBEAST GROFELD! Many are saying this! I. AM. GROFELD!
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Activation code word: SUPER GROFELD All TIME PATRIOTS deployed MORTIUS & MORTITIME on standby I. AM. GROFELD!
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An INFECTION most unforgivable infect my TIMES! TIMELINES all over TODAY infected with … DRAWINGS, DEPICTIONS, and SCRIBBLES most VILE! No more! I destroy you! With haste! I. AM. GROFELD!
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MORTIFEX found the MORTICIAN’s MANTLE lying in the TIME GUTTER… so he picked it up with the TIP of his TIME SWORD… And you repay him with the CLIMB OF THE MORTS!!! BLASTERDS!!! Knew you not MORTIFEX?! I. AM. GROFELD!
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The TIMELINE WORLD has NO meaning to them… they will not be GOODBEASTS, they will be BLASTERDS, they will be VILE, they will make a VILE VORTEX out of your BEAUTIFUL TIMELINE… I. AM. GROFELD!
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Ancient MORTS conquered timelines and put blasterds to the TIME SWORD and FIRE, meanwhile you relish CLIMB OF MORTS with GIROFULOUS FOID and conspire with INSIDIOUS GLORP.. YOU ARE VILE!! I. AM. GROFELD!
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MORTIFEX, at his MORTIBUND… no one saw or help… pardon me thou bleeding piece of time, that I am meek and gentle with these blasterds… …with MORTIFICUS by his side, come vile from times with a blasterd’s voice “CRY BLASTERD!” and let slip the MORTS of WAR… I. AM. GROFELD!
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Wave upon waves of DEMENTED blasterds march eagerly into the TIMELINE WORLD with dim eyes, drooling grins, and formless corpus... For what purpose?! BLASTERDY, I SUSPECT. I. AM. GROFELD!
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