It's me. I'm him. Musings on corn and life.

Joined April 2019
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We have He Man at home
Chinese He-Man has better production value than the Hollywood film: ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I've never seen a group of people exemplifying "counting chickens before they're hatched" more than FIRE people. It's nuts. I guess it's a product of a long bull market. When something finally breaks it won't be pretty.
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Why analog years don't work
"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man." โ€” Heraclitus, Fragments
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If you're lucky enough to be worried about payment limitations, you are lucky enough.
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Not me in case there was any doubt.
๐“๐‘๐”๐Œ๐ ๐’๐“๐Ž๐๐’ ๐‡๐ˆ๐’ ๐–๐ˆ๐’๐‚๐Ž๐๐’๐ˆ๐ ๐…๐€๐‘๐Œ ๐’๐๐„๐„๐‚๐‡ ๐“๐Ž ๐Œ๐€๐‘๐•๐„๐‹ ๐€๐“ ๐€ ๐…๐€๐‘๐Œ๐„๐‘ ๐‡๐„ ๐‚๐€๐‹๐‹๐’ ๐Ž๐๐„ ๐‡๐„๐‹๐‹ ๐Ž๐… ๐€ ๐’๐๐„๐‚๐ˆ๐Œ๐„๐ At Custer Farms in Wisconsin, President Trump stopped mid-speech, spotted a strapping farmer in the crowd, and could not help himself: โ€œ๐˜ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏโ€™๐˜ต ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ข ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏโ€ (via EricLDaugh). Then he turned it on himself, telling the farmer โ€œ๐˜ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต ๐˜ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜จ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ญ ๐˜ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ, ๐˜‘๐˜ฐ๐˜ฆ. ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ, ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถโ€™๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜คโ€. The crowd ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ฉ. It is the ๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐œ๐ซ๐ข๐ฉ๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐ฐ๐š๐ซ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ก that drives his critics up the wall and his supporters wild โ€” a president treating a Wisconsin dairy farmer like the star of the show. No teleprompter writes that, and ๐ง๐จ ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ญ๐š๐ง๐ญ ๐œ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ข๐ญ. ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ฅ๐ž๐ ๐š๐œ๐ฒ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ญ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐จ๐ฌ. ๐€ ๐›๐š๐ซ๐ง ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ญ ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฎ๐ฌ.
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You can now buy a random peptide made in a Chinese lab to inject into your body at a party hosted by your friend Becky. Move over Tupperware and Mary Kay.
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Average Joe Farmer retweeted
โ€œI wanna be a trillionaireโ€ฆ so frickinโ€™ bad, buy all the things I never hadโ€ VOO crosses Elon territoryโ€ฆ Some stats: 43% was due to asset appreciation, 57% from inflow โ€” 62% of flow came from just the past three years @t1alpha
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I calculated how much money I will have when I'm 90 based on expected returns of the S&P. It's $117 Bajillion. And we all completely deserve it for doing nothing, right?
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Boy, the corn's sure starting to grow. Sure is. Yep. Yep. Wow. I know. It's gonna be waist high soon. And then harvest will be here before you know it. Man... Man... Welp, I gotta go. IYKYK
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Average Joe Farmer retweeted
Listen, Iโ€™m a big โ€œthe index is the indexโ€ guy, but they are openly looting the coffers. This is 100% fraud.
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Rule changes for the SpaceX $SPCX IPO: Index providers waived the profitability requirement and cut the seasoning window from 90 days to 5. This forces over $30 trillion in passive 401k and retirement money to buy SpaceX at IPO valuations. Bloomberg Intelligence estimates S&P 500 funds must absorb 19% of SpaceX's float within 6 months. Russell 1000 and Nasdaq 100 funds will absorb 24%. The rules built to protect passive investors: 1. S&P 500 has required 12 months of trading and 4 quarters of GAAP profitability since 2002. Both waived. 2. Nasdaq cut its inclusion window from 90 trading days to 15. 3. FTSE Russell cut its to 5. All three benchmarks are now structured to buy SpaceX at IPO pricing.
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Do guys still slow-motion swing golf clubs in office settings while talking about how awesome they are?
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Trump bragging about gas costs in Iowa under $2. Does he actually know that's E-85?
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Lol. NGL I'm interested in watching this...
Replying to @Polymarket
If the broadcast looks anything like this itโ€™s gonna kill
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My off-farm family member will get half the land and I've never thought I was getting screwed, I've been thankful for the opportunity to farm.
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GLP and SPX. Thin and rich. Easy peasy. What a time to be alive.
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Your fortune cookie: Take care of cow, you drink milk. You want cow? Sell milk, buy own cow.
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Incredible
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"I forgot mother's Day so we're going to Mortal Kombat II?" ๐Ÿค”
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