established c. 823 | all-time 3 point record holder at The Nut House | O-H | de’pez poopsie
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May 6
Had a dream I ordered a beer at a bar and instead of giving it to me, the bartender poured it on a single French fry sitting on a plate and it turned into a pancake. Shit tasted pretty good too
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May 3
Turn on ESPNews right now if you can. Beard and Mustache competition
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Apr 18
Adam Silver turning a blind eye to Tyrese Haliburton tax evasion
Apr 17
If you paid $1 in federal income taxes this year, you paid more than:
Walt Disney
Citigroup
CVS
Kohl's
Ticketmaster
Tesla
United Airlines
GoDaddy
Paypal
Palantir
Roku
HP
3M
PG&E
Halliburton
That’s absurd. We need real and progressive tax reform.
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Mar 26
The Seattle SuperSonics and the Las Vegas Bobcats
Mar 25
Breaking: The NBA's Board of Governors has approved a vote for the league to explore bids and applicants for expansion teams exclusively in Las Vegas and Seattle, sources tell ESPN. A bidding process is expected to generate offers in the $7-10 billion range for each team.
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Feb 12
Reds legend Jumbo Diaz
Feb 12
🚨BREAKING –
Rep. Nancy Mace says she has seen the unredacted Epstein files and warns that the names in them will shоck the entire world
"You'd be shоcked by some of the names I've seen in the files"
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Feb 2
Here’s an idea: I play king of the court against all members of congress and if I come out on top, I get to handpick who gets to replace all of them
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Jan 9
Incredible fundamentals from Islam here. The glass is there for a reason.
Jan 7
LeBron been real quiet since Islam Makhachev’s Dagestani basketball game today
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30 Dec 2025
I wonder if Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman are watching Stranger Things to support their daughter and are just thinking “wow this shit sucks”
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22 Dec 2025
Gettin loose to some Sade in the fragrance section of Macy’s
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21 Dec 2025
Disgusting. Ban the Steelers from everything indefinitely.
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11 Dec 2025
Pornstars in Fortnite. What happened to the game I love.
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7 Dec 2025
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
#HaynesKing4Heisman
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