parece meme pero es anecdota
Hey guys, I’m a rocket league professional and today we will do a day-in-my-life. Starting off, I make sure to wake up 1 hour before scrim time. I sit in bed scroll tiktok IMMEDIATELY for 30 minutes, then walk 4 steps to my PC to warmup for scrims. I don’t clean my eye crusties or brush my teeth yet, but I scroll uber eats to see what I can get during the scrims so it comes right after. I join call 5 minutes before scrims, say "yo" and get to scrimming.
During scrims, I purely speak about how upset I am at the other team, and how "they will never do it in tournament", or "they are peaking". I make sure to make as many excuses as possible, and sigh very loudly so my teammates know I am tilted.
After scrims, I IMMEDIATELY join one of many clique/friendgroup vc's as possible, and speak poorly about my teams performance before I ever bring it up to my actual team. I make sure my UberEats is selected as "Leave at door" so I can minimize seeing people as much as possible, and so they dont smell my gamer stench. I continue to VC until 4-5 am, while also watching a lot of twitch and youtube, and keep scrounging around for food and snacks to make sure I’m nice and full.
To end off the night, I sit in bed and scroll on tiktok for some more, don’t shower, check the calendar to see what time scrims are, then set my alarm 1 hour before.
On occassion, I will live stream my 2s and make sure ALL i do is complain about my teammates and how people don’t play the same on my team and just be miserable all throughout
Dattebayo!