Faster is now LIVE! The house of retards is open, ready to feed all your degen fantasies. > If you're into rugs, we've got those in store > You want parabolic runs? In stock > Looking for a simple UX designed for 6-year-olds? That's our strength Faster is part of the Bad Bunnz ecosystem. There's no escape from our trinity of dapps. Bond your tokens on Faster, trade them instantly on @PrismFi_. And please, for the love of the trenches: don't create something that's cooked. Any token named "breaddass", "fluffle", or "rabbit"… what the fuck is that? Where is your creativity? Did AI make you that retarded? Never go full retard. Simply go faster! Link below 👇

we made a few changes 👉👈 since everyone is poor as fuck, the bonding curve now only requires 10 eth u asked, we delivered go nuts

abstract bros coming to megaeth... ayo @cryptoleon create some shit on faster we've got anti-sniping mechanics our ux is fun and we've got the bad bunnz community that is highly autistic come here, water's warm (peed in it)

Mfers, $CUBE is launching exclusively on Faster > We got the CEO job at @MegaCorpHQ > You plebs ape hard > First of many > Launching on ????? like soon like very very soon Don't be late. Ponzinomics are always the best way to make $$$. But don't end up being the exit liquidity of other plebs. Bunnish!

the bull run is here, even shitcoins are pumping

Faster.

A new launch on Faster is coming soon... one of the most anticipated projects on MegaETH. Can you guess which one it is? See you in the trenches.

Hard to overstate this, but you guys are somehow even worse than low IQ. You lack creativity, meme culture, and the actual trenches mindset. Since most of you are babies who can't do anything without being handheld, here's the ULTIMATE FREE SUPER EXTRA COMBO MEME V6.9 GUIDE on how to successfully launch memes: > Do some hardcore digging on this lowkey thing called the iNteRnEt > Make something completely retarded, like JewJeetSuiiiiii > Double down on normie-core, cuck aesthetics, the kind of stuff that actually talks to everyone > Don't be afraid to explore tiktok. Yes, it fries your brain, but it can also make you rich FFS, just get to work.

Faster and @PrismFi_ are married (no homo) > All memecoins creators and traders are now incentivized on Faster > Memecoins that bond on Faster can be LPed on Prism and receive Prism points Stop look maxxing and go full shitcoin maxxing

We gave you a fun memecoin launchpad and you went back to your IRL job? What's wrong with you? Are you crazy? Don't you want to ape a shitter at 10k marketcap and found some exit liquidity down the road? Go on. Stop reading this post. Just create some next degen shyt.

Faster deployed on MegaETH Imagine the smell $$$ for plebs and whales Forget about snipers, we got bazookas Notifications on, big day

Faster goes live on Feb 9! Following the Eclipse playbook, we're here to max extract. And yes, you'll probably catch the next 50M runner on Faster. The most refined skem tool on MegaETH is here: > Launch a token in one click (or a few more if retarded) > Trade bonding curves with a fully degen-first UX > Airdrop directly to targeted communities using our built-in tool > Let bonded memes settle on @PrismFi_ The flywheel is simple: low-IQ ideas → tokens → gen wealth → new degeneracy loops. The Bad Bunnz ecosystem is about to go brbrbrbrbr.

Key stats for 2026: > Be present on MegaETH > Retard maxing to dominate the tek bros > Positive economic flywheel with Bad Bunnz > Welcoming all the plebs on Faster

Aping into shitcoins is a drug problem. Our medical team got you: > Faster is the hit that keeps you moving > Prism is what you're actually addicted to Bond on Faster → instantly end up on Prism. You don't need a rehab, you just to ape more

Personal announcement: I’m more than pumped to join @badbunnz_ as an advisor both on the DeFi side with @PrismFi_ and for [redacted] with @BunnzPaw. The team has done an outstanding job building the #1 NFT community on MegaETH, and I’m proud that they’re not stopping there. They’re pushing it even further by working on two pillars for the MegaETH ecosystem. Bunnish!

[ FASTER ] 🚨 REPORTS APPEAR OF THOUSANDS OF RETARDS FINDING NEW WAYS TO APE AT MAX SPEED. DO NOT REPRODUCE THIS AT HOME

The trenches are heating up everywhere. Even POTUS is trading on Polymarket to fund his future golden poop chair. In this sea of chaos, Faster welcomes you. Linda, Kevin, Rudy, even you Dewey, offering the one place where you can truly live free. Faster is your escape from the Matrix.