BELIEVE IN SOMETHING
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Overheard in Silicon Valley: “Alexander wept, for there were no more situations left to monitor.” cc @MTSlive
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Feb 13
No problem. If the dow is still over $50,000, no worries
Feb 13
The year is 2030:
- You’re still trading Bitcoin, you’re down tremendously on the account
- One trade to make it all back though, right?
- You reminisce about the times you would 2x your trading account in a single trade
- Except now it’s different
- Every single trade you take, thousands of AI agents are competing to liquidate you
- It’s no longer a PvE market
- You log into LinkedIn and see 0 job openings in your field, those were also taken by agents
- You faded the AI agent movement and are now left completely behind
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Feb 13
The dow is over $50,000
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Feb 12
Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Me: The DOW is over $50,000!
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Feb 13
JUDGE: ... and then Mr Manson didn't you order Susan Atkins to cut open Sharon Tate's body and rip the fetus from her womb?
MANSON: Your honor, The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the NASDAQ is smashing records! That’s what we should be talkin' about!"
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Feb 13
The DJAI is currently trading under 50,000 and predators are still running rampant.
Are you surprised?
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Feb 13
Everything is Fine because the DOW is Over 50000 According to Pam Bondi
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But the dow is at $50,000
Day 43 of 2026 — you invested 100% of your portfolio in Bitcoin now down -50%, you got replaced by AI at work, lost your job and your wife left you and pedophiles are running the country.
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Feb 11
Officer: “Ma’am, you just ran over a child.”
Bondi: “But the Dow is over $50,000 you antisemite!”
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Feb 12
Epsteins clients are fucked.
Most valid excuse ever is gone, arrest them now.
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