BLACK TRANS LIVES MATTER | troll of UK 🥔 preparations | haunted & evil | currently unable to even | bi | she/her | cute asshole | 🦞🔥🍍🌵🌁🕉🐻✨

Joined May 2020
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Interviewer: *looking at my resume* says here you’re an "aspiring side piece”? Me: that’s my 5 year plan, within 10 years I hope to be murdered in a jealous rage. You know, before the air quality gets too too bad...
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Lying and flip-flopping and indecision really having a long ass moment right now
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Crazy, if true
False. We were never there.
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rubbing one out to Tucker Carlson intellectually punching Ted Cruz in the dick repeatedly (repeatedly)
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- Sabrina Carpenter
The millenial sex obsession need seriously to die out
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Marjorie Greene: “Waving the Confederate flag doesn’t make me a racist.” Me: “Of course not. Being a racist makes you wave the Confederate flag.”
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he’s so straight, you guys
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me, watching 9 Perfect Strangers, season 2
disney adults suck but i have a level of respect for muppet adults. i get it
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LA FOLLOWERS, A THREAD 🧵 Back during the George Floyd protests, I linked up with a West Philly Street Action Collective where I was able to be trained as a protest medic due to my Healthcare background. It's been 5 years but I learned SO much and here's what I remember:
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If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options: 1-877-447-4487
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This meme is everywhere. Let’s be kinder to each other. Making fun of an almost-80-year-old falling on the stairs has no place in our politics.
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I am definitely annoyed but reluctantly impressed that Barbie summer led to brat summer led to Harvard US govt summer school summer. Regardless of these feelings, here we are
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The Kendrick/Drake beef walked so the Trump/Musk messy breakup could FLYYYYY
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100 Timothee Chalamet lookalikes vs 1 big booty Latina
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One must imagine Sisyphus as a gym bro
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The Kesha lyric “wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy” aged well. I also wake up in a prison (of late stage capitalism) wondering if the government or my own decisions are going to fuck me harder
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not whitney's husband, conner 30, showing us his cards with his gay crisis bleach job
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I would like to see half the negative energy you guys have for Blake Lively “not talking about domestic violence” towards Brad Pitt for actually committing domestic violence
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I aspire to be an astrology girlie who is this well-funded and leisurely
Why did no one tell me David Boreanaz is now a crystal girlie???
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Wtf is my dishwasher doing for 2 hours?
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am I stupid or do you, specifically, literally have the power to make this an actuality?
A billionaire minimum tax of just 25% would raise $440 billion over the next 10 years. Imagine what we could do if we just made billionaires pay their taxes like everyone else.
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