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Jun 14
okay this should ward off the evil spirits..
creds in replies
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What YEAR is it!!
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Jun 15
FYI for anyone visiting Texas....
If they charge for Chips and Salsa, they are NOT a legitimate Mexican restaraunt.
Do not eat there.
Leave immediately.
Call the police and report fraud.
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I will take Cane's any day over Zaxby's nigga
Zaxby's had some dry ass and horrific chicken ngl
Cane's chicken is at least... good, but unseasoned as shit
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People don't seem to understand American abundance. This is the specialty cheese section, which is completely separate from the rest of the dairy aisle where you'd get things like string cheese and regular cheap block cheddar.
We have everything, and in ridiculous quantities.
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Jun 15
The UFC paid for all of it. Not one tax payer dollar went towards this event including the restoration of the White house lawn and facilities.
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Jun 15
Do black people think that they're the only ones who dance or something?
They hate us, mock us, and disrespect us…yet they can’t stop copying us. That’s how powerful our influence is.
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Jun 15
Notice how he still loved her anyway
Jun 14
I think it’s funny people never addresses Charlie Kirk younger sister who has completely different political beliefs and is huge Bernie Sanders fan who supporting Palestine
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Every single bomb was a fury of God almighty upon the forces of reaction. Not one single bigot deserves to live
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Jun 15
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In the UK at the age of 16 you can:
marry and have sex with a 50 year old
drink yourself to death
Get on dating apps
Join the military
Be a Nazi
But it’s illegal to:
Look up porn
Smoke (soon)
Get on YouTube
Support Palestine or Ukraine
Look up health risks of alcohol online
Jun 14
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK will be banned from the following 10 social media apps
TikTok
YouTube
Snapchat
Instagram
X
Reddit
Facebook
Twitch
Kick
Threads
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Jun 15
Are you about to tell Americans what constitutes a burger. Are you really going to do that. Is that your move. Really.
Jun 15
Americans will call a chicken burger a “chicken sandwich” even though it’s clearly in a burger bun
Community note
A burger tends to differ from a sandwich due to the patty, not the bun. There are chicken burgers that have patties made of chicken, the image in the tweet has no such patty.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty
budgetbytes.com/chicken-burger/
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Jun 14
shit atp its gonna be 100% by the end of the year
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Jun 15
niggas are like "two most common oshis.. hmm.."
am i forbade from liking a character because they're popular??? even if i put in the time and effort not to larp yall niggas still be hating!
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In order to sustain more than 1 oshi I will now be converting to mormonism.
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fuck it i need one oshi... guhm... do it for me
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26 votes • Final results
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ok bread and circus worked on me
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Decidí dibujar a Tachyon con mis problemas de la vida (antes de posiblemente tener gastritis), excepto que en cuanto a mi cuello y espalda, fue antes de descubrir que mis dolor es tendonitis así que ahora ella tiene tendonitis x2.
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