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hate it when wenches protest “DONT BLOW YOUR PIPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY”. first of all it’s not smoke it’s a gnomish runevape and it’s like arcane vapor or some other shit, plus the scholars of the realm don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf fool
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zés do bem: zeca pagodinho, josé (bíblia), josé bezerra, (enrolados), seu zé (de hoje na casa do seu zé)
zés do mal: zé felipe, zé ibarra, zé (ex da ****), zé (demônio que me possuiu em 2023-2025)
zés moralmente cinza: zé delivery
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joguei uno com duas queridas peruanas com quem eu estava conversando em ingles e quando elas tavam com uma carta elas falavam "One!!!"
Jun 14
a spanish friend once suggested we play "One" (accidentally overtranslating Uno)
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just saw an email come through with URGENT in the subject line and shut my laptop. it's 5.10 on a Friday grow up
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Jun 12
fui de blusa preta pra alimentação agr além dos pelos dos meus dois gatos tem pelo de coelho nela como acessório tbm ❤️
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Jun 11
2 milhões de marcadores genéticos só pra analisar tamanho de barriga
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Jun 10
it takes like literally 1 minute to figure out this is four tet but people post this shit every few months to pretend they are niche or whatever
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Jun 10
maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette
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identifico essa marmita de longe
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Bound 30th anniversary reunion at Tribeca film festival!
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Jun 10
quem é aquela ali no canto embaixo na esquerda
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Jun 10
I never understood this part of Mulholland Drive like why are they kissing if they’re both girls I had to look up the explanation on YouTube and I still didn’t get it 😭😭😭😭
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Jun 10
queria comer um macarrão ao trago de ice enquanto sirvo androginia
embasbacado com a androginia dele
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Imagine having “Death” and “hawk” in your name with a skull on your back and the noise you produce is a small Squeek, 10/10, peak character design
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The hottest thing about BOUND is the dykes never say “i love you”, they just fuck and steal and wear sunglasses in a truck
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