reserved for my peace, not your curiosity

Joined May 2019
286 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
🧱
Building 🥹
3
14
9,017
Glad I stayed up to watch this Uruguay vs Saudi game 😛
Should’ve just slept since
89
Valid
One of my biggest fear na make my wife dey carry bike go antenatal.
1
325
Them carry me on bike, maybe na why my head no correct
1
137
You need a delusional woman in your life
1
154
And you still called 😂😂
When she…
1
305
Need But I’m over 100kg 😵‍💫
Happy birthday to my babyyyyy Yes he doesn’t have weight 😭, or I am used to carrying him 😂😂
1
2
1,005
Jesus
Happy 80th birthday Mr. President 🎉🎀
1
191
What has football turned into? This is supposed to be Real Madrid 😂😂
JESUS !!! JESUS CHRIST !!! YESSSSS !!!!
2
1
793
Nothing funny pass that midfield
2
172
Soon in Jesus name
4
1,515
Looooooooooool this is insane 😂😂😂😂😂
He never LIES.
1
183
I don’t blame anybody for their thoughts. But some thoughts should only exist in your head, never come out of your mouth.
"If band!ts k!dnap my wife, I’ll will not pay ransom and remarry, because they would have slept with her" - Nigerian man.
6
566
CactusJack🌵🇸🇳 retweeted
Jun 14
twitter ruined my love life
248
2,273
20,280
765,079
The promises I have made for the end of the month, one would think I just won millions
1
165
lol
Easier to communicate in grunts than to be the villain everytime you want to have a conversation.
171
She’s scared of heights, Awwn
Your fiancé is taking you to the East to see his parents. He booked a flight for himself and asked you to come by road, and you, unloved cow, still went🤦🏽
1
580
You go cry
Felt safe
1
1
197
Make he get out
It will be devastating at this point to lose Enzo Fernandez. We must not cross that red line.
1
1
154
“I go lie for you” always sounds funny to me
53
I miss you.
34