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Adam Fern @fern
Joined November 2010
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Adam Fern
@fern
11 Apr 2023
I'm seeing people who are flying in for NFT NYC getting BAD pizza advice. My uncle owned a pizzeria and "pizza maxi" is in my bio... I'm a native NY'er that has been judging pizza since my memories exist. Let me help you eat the best of the best. Here are my top picks:
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First he blew up my favorite pizza spot, then he posts one of the worst takes of all time about an objectively amazing team that bulldozed every team it came into contact with. L take.
Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente
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Objectively this has to be the worst Nba title team of all time right?
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Adam Fern
@fern
Jun 13
Got in one final meal before Agi's Counter closes. Restaurants can do everything right: great service, vibes, killer food, allocades, and still not make it. It's brutal out there, gone but never forgotten.
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Adam Fern
@fern
Jun 11
Greatest city in the world. Team of fucking destiny. Knicks in 5.
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Adam Fern
@fern
Jun 10
My mayor muslim My landlord Jewish Mythos may destroy everyone alive Knicks in 5
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Life is too short to eat shitty good. Proud to see a chef buddy, opening up an epic new restaurant. Pretty sure Oriana will be one of the hardest tables to get in NYC soon if not already.
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War time shoes coming out. Let's go baby.
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Looks like the Waymo deployment in NY is being delayed by Luddite politicians which really blows. Waymos are factually and objectively safer yet somehow the public thinks they are more dangerous? Idiots.
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> ask for human > am told i am speaking to human > hmm, human is v incompetent > realize that the 'human' is still an LLM > LLM is coaching itself through interacting with me due to this realization > bug on Stubhub still unresolved Knicks in 4.
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this is now a knicks / ny food crossover account. knicks in 4,
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New York is the greatest city in the world. Let's go Knicks.
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It's rare that a piece of clothing so perfectly overlaps on multiple unrelated interests of mine. Let's. Go. Knicks. (and pizza)
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a friend saw this section of my grocery shopping list and said it was not normal to specify brands or to put into categories by cuisine? Key learnings: the world is full of barbarians.
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There is no better feeling than walking around NYC with an elite slice in hand on a perfect summer eve.
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I'm improving my offer now that we're in the finals. I will promote your pizza brand, undisclosed (risking jail time?), and genuinely. Yes, even you little Caesars / pizza hut. DMs open.
Adam Fern
@fern
May 5
hi - if you are a national pizza brand with a box at MSG, i will promote your product in a disingenuous and highly disclosed way to my audience in exchange for 2 tickets to the knicks game tomorrow night. ty & dms open.
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Adam Fern
@fern
May 30
more k-shaped economy things... initially thought this was an onion or babylon bee article.
New York Post
@nypost
May 30
Hamptons residents shelling out tens of thousands for 'tightest vagina' as demands for peak sexual performance skyrocket trib.al/jn8KH2G
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Adam Fern
@fern
May 29
When ai can navigate the Kafkaesque nightmare of coordinating between my doctor, my pharmacy, and new insurance company, I will know we have achieved agi
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Adam Fern
@fern
May 28
K-shape economy things...
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Adam Fern
@fern
May 27
BREAKING: The motion passed. The warmth of collectivism deals a crushing blow to hummus at the Park Slope Food Coop
Adam Fern
@fern
May 27
there is a vote at the Park Slope Food Coop on boycotting products from israel and all of brooklyn is standing by for the results. ive been getting the play by play from an insider and its just as riveting as you would expect.
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Adam Fern
@fern
May 27
there is a vote at the Park Slope Food Coop on boycotting products from israel and all of brooklyn is standing by for the results. ive been getting the play by play from an insider and its just as riveting as you would expect.
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Adam Fern
@fern
May 27
update. 2 hours later, still no vote. warmth of collectivism is extremely slow.
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