haven’t been early since ‘88

Joined September 2007
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9 Jan 2025
Not YouTube TV’s moment of zen being a literal fire burning
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24 Oct 2024
Advertising your nearby apartment to a popular Sniffies location is the new selling your driveway parking to a nearby event
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This apparently needs to be said.
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I'm glad that US officials are outraged about the IDF massacre of World Central Kitchen workers (at least on background), but there have to be consequences for it to matter. Demand accountability and more aid trucks into Gaza. Stop transferring weapons. politico.com/news/2024/04/02…
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19 Jan 2024
oh… oh my good sir
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"The first genocide in history where its victims are broadcasting their own destruction in real time." Irish lawyer Blinne Ní Ghrálaigh What a powerful argument!
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this is now the third time i’ve come across the claim that “free palestine” is a threatening statement. not “from the river to the sea” not “globalize the intifada” just “free palestine.” giving the game away
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31 Oct 2023
This is horrifying. Israel just bombed Jabalia Refugee Camp. Already over 100 Palestinians are dead, with that number growing rapidly, and hundreds more are injured. CeasefireToday.com
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at this point i’m basically immune to petty twitter shit but there’s something about people viewing children dying in the dark through the prism of their own long-held online grudges that is unspeakably bleak
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15 Jul 2023
This would be absolutely insane today.
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IM IN A GETAWAY CAR I LEFT YOU IN A MOTEL BAR PUT THE MONEY IN A BAG AND I STOLE THE KEYS THAT WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVER SAW ME
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26 Jun 2023
PornHub cease and desist imminent
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13 Apr 2023
My phone will never not autocorrect “for it” to “Dorit”
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25 Feb 2023
Am I the first person to play Wordle at the Cock?
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16 Feb 2023
DailyLoud is just straight PopCrave
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12 Dec 2022
I just hope ev*n **** **** is getting paid for all his white lotus publicity
18 Nov 2022
An adderall shortage and Twitter outage just means my attention span will remain unchanged.
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5 Oct 2022
When you order a Lyft XL and it’s not a Suburban
5 Oct 2022
what y'all know about luxury
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5 Aug 2022
Nothing like 9/11 footage playing at my nephew’s swim school
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8 Jul 2022
Nothing I hate more than someone inviting a Summer House cast member to a wedding while we’re filming. Show some respect and let them do their jobs!! 🫡
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