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All of our auld fellas had the best of this world. They’d be turning in their graves seeing what’s happened to football and boxing and sport in general now.
Absolutely Fucking embarrassing.
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Jun 7
My bird’s fallen asleep on the couch here and I’ve put Scarface on. The timing is perfect. I’ve got a beautiful bottle of Pinot Noir and I’ll wake her up to do the tea just before Tony kills Manny cos that’s when I turn it off.
Salute.🍷
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Jun 7
The French international side, in my opinion, have had the greatest grip of all time. That mid 80s Adidas gear is untouchable.
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Jun 7
There is a new player in “the worst people on the internet” game and they’re coming in strong… the concept kit wanker. And the people who reply “Take my money now” are also outing themselves as paedophiles.
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Jun 6
Breaking these out for some house party my bird is dragging me to because the people of Bootle deserve to see nice things too.
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Jun 6
At the bowling here… when the fuck did they stop giving the bowling shoes out??? I’ve brought my own and now my bird and the kids have stopped talking to me.
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Jun 6
Shut the fuck up, bro.
I have zero tolerance for dads who show up on vacation, immediately crack and cold one, and then spend hours observing the fun their kids are having from a chair instead of being a part of it.
You can choose numbness or you can choose to make memories. You don't get the time back.
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Jun 5
Friday has landed and that line up is looking like I’m gonna be a pain in the arse tonight.
Happy Friday. Salute.🍷
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Jun 5
I’m doing a bit of shopping in town, so if anyone fancies a chat about amateur footy or the importance of truffle pesto, come over, say hello.🍷
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Jun 3
Told everyone I was busy sorting the loft out and now I’m up here drinking wine and listening to Brazilian funk.
Some fucking afternoon that.🍷
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Jun 1
7yrs to the day in Madrid for number 6 with some Brazilian tag-along.
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Jun 1
This fella’s expecting the lads to be burying pints at 11am on a Monday.😂😂
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What’s with lads in their early 20s meeting for coffees. Took the small lad for a dander earlier. Passed a coffee van. 5/6 lads in womens new balance drinking coffee with ice in a plastic cup. Have a pint ffs.
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ChandlerJ retweeted
Looking to sort out friendlies ahead of next season…
Couple of dates still available.👇
11th July
18th July
If anyone fancies it let us know.
We’ll sort the pitch and ref between us.🤝
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May 30
As a centre half who has scored the fifth pen in two cup final shootouts alls I can say is… hahahahahaaaaaa. Get in.🍷
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May 30
The PSG keeper looks like he’s just spent his last tenner on some blag mushies at Glastonbury.
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