im way too wha pilled bc when i was baking with friends earlier i saw a bottle of rum on the shelf and the first thing that i thought of was hit orufrey fanfiction rum diaries
modern au qifrey and olruggio dropping everything and running upstairs as soon as they head tetia yelling “RICHE GOT BRAIN DAMAGED” (they’re playing broken bones iv on roblox)
very specific time na gusto ko magka jowa
1. walang hatid at sundo
2. walang sandalan sa jeep pag inaantok
3. walang taga bitbit ng gamit
4. walang mapapag kwentuhan ng araw ko
ill never get tired of putting orufrey specifically in filipino experiences bc living in the philippines would do wonders for qifrey’s cortisol #whaspoilers