Human iPod. Former video, website and socials guy at @StainesTownFC, now rocking @CarchariasCrea

Joined May 2010
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Man like @HarrisonReed getting Slot sacked by pinging the GOTS into the top bins.
Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way. He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.
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Once more, into a game of absolute apathy. You Whites #FFC
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Friday of a bank holiday weekend in my 20s - getting absolutely on the lash. Friday of a bank holiday weekend at 37 - ripping a shrub out of the garden. Life comes at you fast.
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Delighted to sponsor the awards, would be infinitely more delighted to improve on my 5th and joint 3rd place finishes in BEST NON LEAGUE CONTENT CREATOR. Please send some votes my way and get anyone you can to vote also ❤️ Carcharias Creative, the logical choice.
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Shirt numbers are bloody ridiculous these days.
We are delighted to announce that Academy forward Majid Balogun has signed his first professional contract with the Club ⚒️ Congratulations, Majid!
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Help a man out @Specsavers
Replying to @Wolves @FulhamFC
Not a penalty in a million years, barely touches him
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Fulham Football Club throughout May #FFC
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Yesterday was just hugely disappointing. A golden chance to play against 10 absolutely ruined by a braindead decision from Joa - sure, he wins the ball, but going in two footed is absolutely crazy. It would also be nice if we tried to shoot, or cross accurately... #FFC
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🤍🖤 #FFC
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Tell 11 year old me this happens? Bullshit #FFC
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I was there when Sander Berge had a shot. 25/04/2026 #FFC
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Bet his mum Su is buzzing.
DOKU MAKES IT THREE!!! 🤯🤯🤯 🔵 0-3 🩶
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Bit of a social rebrand for the @Socceroos ahead of the World Cup.
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Couple of seaside pints? Bliss.
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Front row of @IAmChrisRamsey tonight for the wife's birthday tomorrow and a week off work. Let's get this weekend started.
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Absolutely great and absolutely terrible driver.
BREAKING: Tiger Woods involved in a rollover crash in Florida, according to ABC News.
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Couple of days away in Margate with the wife next week? ✅
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Parker getting battered #FFC
starts with P and we all love it
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Like buses #FFC
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