Dreamer, passionate for life, music/records. I'm an entrepreneur, and I love it. Heavy-Metal maniac! Convicted Audiophile
Joined May 2014
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Sunday joke: "If babies receive nutrients from the umbilical cord, and the umbilical cord is linked to your belly button, then doesnt that mean your belly button is your old mouth?" πππ
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69 days for the best party in the world, in Germany! π€
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There's a lot of people here who still think that i'm stupid!!
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12 years on this bird app. Twelve years of doomscrolling, drooling, laughing for nothing sometimes, and questioning life choices. Honestly, I should get a medal for surviving this digital asylum. Happy Xversary πΎπ #Twitterversary
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hahahaha
"If Pigs are typically fed with veggetables, then doesn't that make Bacon a vegan meal?"
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This one is absolutely huge, people:
"If the atomic symbol for Iron on the periodic table is Fe and a Man is also considered to be a Male, then doesntΒ« tha mean that Iron Man can also be considered FeMale?"
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"If seeing is believing, then how come Love is blind?"
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hahahahahaha I can't take this one:
"if two blind people in a relationship one with another, then are they allowed to say that they are seeing each other?"
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I've lost it laughing:
"If women are supposed to be in the kitchen... then why is it called cooking, and not cooqueen?"
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Flight tickets to Germany booked today. Mission: Accomplished!
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Massive thunderstorm over Spain skies. It's as much impressive as it is roaring
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I want to wish everybody here (everybody, for real) a cool, peaceful and also great Easter season, Enjoy every minute of your life and let you all be surrounded with love and gratitude. Cheers and let's get the party started.
Happy Easter, guys!
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"If bacteria exists... doesn't that mean fronteria should exist too?"
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hahahahaha what a way to start my day:
"If Earth is the third planet from The Sun, then doesn't make all countries Third World Countries?"
Happy Sunday, Xsters!
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Oh Lord!
"If Michael B. Jordan exists, then what happened to Michael A. Jordan?"
This one is huge π€£π€£
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Hahahahahaha
"if a turtle looses its shell, is the turtle naked, or homeless?"
This is priceless
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"If your house is cold, then why don't you just stand in the corners, where it's 90 degrees?"
hahahahaha it's huge
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