i am slowly collecting all the thresh mains in high elo. when the season ends i will select the highest elo thresh and allow him to duo with me, the rank 1 cait. they're all fighting over me and they don't even know it. to keep them loyal i shoot a love bullet every 3 days.

i'm not even joking what other adc can survive this

u just buy the slutty shoes and then go in and pray the S shows up and then every1 dies

league players be like “ff15 let’s not waste time” and then get into an online relationship

which chibi will you choose?

REMOVE AUTOFILL

when i hear people talk about what Nurture means to them, and how it’s affected their lives, i can’t tell you how happy it makes me.. i feel understood in all the ways you would hope for as artist; like my exact feelings have reached people, in the exact ways i wanted while making it. as a listener, i'd always wondered if my favorite artists could feel what i feel when i listen to their music; with Nurture, i’m CERTAIN that’s happening. i’m CERTAIN that you and me are feeling the same things when we listen to Nurture. it means a lot to me because that highly clear, unambiguous transmission of feeling, where very little is lost or misunderstood along the way, is what i'm always striving for as an artist. it's rare for me and precious to me happy 5th anniversary to this album. thank you to the people who love it... i hope people will continue to feel what i felt for many years to come

30 days no sugar, dairy, or flour. before and after this experiment was genuinely lifechanging minasan. from constant breakouts to literally 0. puffiness gone. brain fog lifted, energy and mood stable. healthmaxxing is meta ! !

when i ride my bike home and see 2 bunnies 5 butterflies 1 cardinal 1 blue jay and smell honeysuckle just to get on the rift and see lux seraphine bot lane

japan birthrate is low bc u cum when u eat this and have none left for ur gf

now that i’m older, i realize young chall players aren’t really impressive at all. if ur playing 25 games a day at 13 and ur not at least gm ur lowk just braindead. it’s the challenger salarymen we should be sucking the toes of and lactating for

painted waddle dee i love waddle dee i will paint 100000000 more waddle dees

essentials fear of girls

by age 25, every man will have: 1. fostered a creeping sense of urgency for literally no reason 2. discussed a japan trip in the gc 3. googled ashwagandha benefits 4. nicked their balls w the Norelco OneBlade

what can i even do when she’s gazing at me like this

laning with a bard reminds me of my ex with how they both go no contact

yuumi is the hardest champion to play bc no other champion has to go through that many talking stages

counted 4 dudes with wired earphones on the train #IKnowWhatUAre

can’t sleep let me try staring at a box of blue light 3 inches from my face

league gets dumber and dumber with each passing season.. i’ve stopped thinking abt wave management bc u can recall whenever u want and zoomy back to lane and miss literally 0 minions

cupic n yozu need to go to jail for what they've done to bot lane