getting a lot of boss baby vibes

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here we go again
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28 Oct 2024
you took my sadness out of context… at the timothee chalamet look alike contest
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if Kenan and Kel decide that they both are satisfied
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30 Sep 2024
who called it "leaning out" and not sheryl sandbagging
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26 Sep 2024
all flight paths lead to istanbul
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26 Sep 2024
evergreen
Replying to @Lubchansky
personally i do NOT like it that the original charter of new york city states that the mayor must be "of limited intelligenfe and poccefing the sparke of madness"
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20 Sep 2024
the last person in a line should have to wear a humiliating hat. and the hat gets passed back as more people join the line
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I seriously hope these aren’t gift horses
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[optometrist interrupts me] the bigger letters aren't louder
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Whatever happens today or tomorrow with the #Veepstakes. I'm so dang proud of @Tim_Walz. I was a "C"ish student in high school (shocking, I know). Mr. Walz took the time to make sure that I was successful. Not only in his class but others. He made learning exciting
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4 Aug 2024
a spinoff of the price is right where each episode is dedicated to a single category (like t shirts) and contestants have to guess prices for a bunch of specific items based on their instagram ads
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4 Aug 2024
inspired by my experience of intuiting instantly based on styling and font choice that a normal cotton t shirt i saw in an ad was $60 (it was $58)
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20 Jul 2024
every municipality should have to produce a real housewives show if bravo isn't already on it
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me [mayor of biggest city in america]: get me the guy who does animation for bowling alleys
Sorry, Mr. Rat. The all-you-can-eat buffet is coming to an END. We're the FIRST administration doing the work to get millions of tons of trash off our sidewalks every day. First containers for businesses and now the official NYC Bin for small apartment buildings. This is how we improve the quality of life in our city.
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They call it amtrak because the train am on the track
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Injured by sharks in New York State in the past 180 years: 20 Injured by drivers in the congestion zone in the past 180 DAYS: 1,402 Congestion pricing now, you absolute fraud
With new shark drones and pilots to monitor our state beaches on Long Island, we’re going to take the bite out of shark attacks this summer 🦈
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