a different ocean. a different world.
Joined August 2010
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1 Dec 2018
i raise my hand to my brow not to shade my eyes from the sun but to salute it
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3 Apr 2023
you know those dashcam vids of that meteor over russia in 2013 and they shout or whatever but just keep driving casually -- i understand now
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1 Apr 2023
the thought of tweeting again is terrifying. 500 rts and i'll do it
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2 Apr 2023
thought i would have more to say but i don't even know aside from "thank you everyone, i'm glad to be back"
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2 Apr 2023
if things ever get dicey don't adapt so easily you forget they can be better
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23 Aug 2021
if people don't know your preferences they can't violate your autonomy by fulfilling them
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17 Aug 2021
i've checked off most of the male fantasy wishlist but i never feel more masculine than when i service my car in a random parking lot
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23 Aug 2021
i've changed my mind; the actual most masculine thing you can do is take a fat shit at a girl's place
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20 Aug 2021
first "known to the state of california" warning i've seen that might be true
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20 Aug 2021
in dry areas you can tell when someone has driven down a dirt road from miles and minutes away
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