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nika @firstdilf

part-time kazoo god of the contiguous united states, full-time arbiter of moral truths.

Joined November 2020
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a beautiful woman named Clio wants to know what im doing at all times and in six minute increments too
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I think Hunter Biden and I could be really happy together
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camille :-)@dustytit
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throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell
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ok I really wanted to post a poll but now I can’t. so a portal right? a teleport! what if it was a glory hole. would you call it a gloryport or a glortal? (patent pending)
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Counsel, That sounds like a you problem. It certainly isn’t a me problem. Sincerely yours,
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who up feeling anxious and avoidant
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Hunter Biden
@HunterBiden
Jun 1
Replying to @Boilers32
It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.
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watch your tone before I knock you off this costco card
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I may have brought pillows to this stone-casting party
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there is a right time and a wrong time to remind everybody you were born in 2001
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the enemy of my enemy is my well-paying client
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had a vivid nightmare my **** was bullying me via snapchat dms
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your honor tell them to cut it out
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hold music puts me in a state I can only describe as psychosis lite
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world cup approaches
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some people can’t draw stars #sad
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some nights, when my eyes are very tired and I feel my astigmatism is more astigmatismy. I feel so close to God
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im about to take this the most wrongest way imaginable
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Hudson@GuzzleGuinness
May 25
In France, the baguette is price controlled, in Italy the espresso is cheap, in Germany the beer purity is protected by a 500 year old law… and in America, Costco keeps the hot dog at $1.50 under threat of death.
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