Don't touch your face. Wear a mask. Get your vaccine.
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5 Mar 2020
Hey, kids! Remember that bad-ass game we played called THE FLOOR IS LAVA? Well, now you can relive your childhood (and survive into your geriatric years) by playing YOUR FACE IS LAVA and don't fucking touch it.
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17 Mar 2023
I grew up thinking I hated math for this very reason. Turns out that I love math, I just hate someone over my shoulder telling me I am not good enough at it.
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21 Feb 2023
Please don’t take it personally when people who talk to people for a living don’t wanna talk when they get off of work. Please.
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20 Jan 2023
There's a Steam sale on Red Dead Redemption II, one of the most impressive (historical) games I've ever played and I've been gaming since Pong.
It has a superb historical world to explore.
20 euros is no money for this game, even if you just ride your horse around the place.
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16 Jan 2023
The Last of Us seems like a pretty faithful adaptation of the original game but I think it was cowardly to leave out the scene where joel gets killed 18 times in the first clicker room and considers getting a refund
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16 Dec 2022
A whole bunch of 'Sara Connor's found out the hard way, in 1984...
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8 Dec 2022
19/ AND that is how we end up w/ an armored sentry/escort vehicle that isn't armored, can barely move, can't carry sentries, lacks a sophisticated sensor suite, can't deliver lethality, is 15 years late, is way over budget & is obsolete before its ever sees Endor.
Drink up pal
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6 Dec 2022
On the 157th anniversary of the banning of slavery by the 13th Amendment, a racist loophole allows it to continue as "punishment for a crime." Let me be clear—there is legal slavery right now in our prisons and it's unacceptable. Congress must pass the Abolition Amendment now.
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26 Nov 2022
I remain unconvinced this is not 3 Sacha Baron Cohens in a trenchcoat
26 Nov 2022
Colorado shooting suspect Anderson Aldrich's father posted bizarre videos of him being kicked in the nuts trib.al/ny35MV6
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15 Nov 2022
BREAKING: An 18-month Senate investigation finds that migrant women detained at the Irwin County Detention Center endured excessive, unnecessary gynecological procedures, often without consent.
This confirms earlier reports by Project South & partners.
news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-…
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11 Nov 2022
It’s like it is his first day on the internet but he just so happened to buy this place
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31 Oct 2022
Brazil has ousted President Jair Bolsonaro, rebuking the far-right incumbent and delivering a stunning political revival for Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, the country's leftist former leader. nyti.ms/3U628pk
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11 Oct 2022
If you didn’t yell, “MORIARTY!!” when you watched the new #StarTrekPicard trailer, are we even friends?
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12 Sep 2022
Thinking about the people of Stow, MA during this difficult time. @wbznewsradio
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8 Sep 2022
Today’s a big day, but when you have time, google “Charles, tampon“
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11 Aug 2022
founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists
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8 Aug 2022
While filming hanging jumping spiders at night, we noticed surprising things happening. Regular phases of curling up their legs and twitching in what seemed like uncontrolled movements. Reminding us a lot of sleeping dogs or cats, we asked: could this be REM sleep? 2/7
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