who goes into a tattoo shop thinking “you know what would be sick? a fuckin swastika”

overalls are the white man’s kimono

Cumming is so embarrassing. Like here’s what’s in my balls I guess. Jesus Christ

Ok I officially retract all my recent shit talk and tough love, rumor has it bam finally said enough is enough and agreed to go to treatment, if that is the case I am extremely proud of him. I knew he wouldn’t puss out and throw in the towel, it’s just not who he is. Let’s all keep our fingers crossed and hope he does the work. It’s long overdue and he deserves to get back on his A game.

All you do all day is go on the zip line

*when captain marvel shows up in endgame* Julianna: “oh is that Karen?”

Safeway playing Toby Keith awakens the Tehama county in me

This photos in question:

take me back to simpler times when mom and dad were viciously arguing while I played Nintendo games on the hotel tv for $7 an hour

Corning was just racist Grease

a friend sent me this, saying "it's you" which is even funnier when you know my track record for stumbling on corpses

sorry y'all but this is still the best Fall Out Boy album by a mile

this is @Jakeduggadugga’s favorite riff

This remains one of the funniest things I have ever seen

PAIN OF TRUTH

who else?