Dee เฅ groovy like a drive-in movie โฏ๏ธ โขโขโข
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6 Jul 2025
Wearing my Sunday best
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Just watched that documentary about the infertility doctor who impregnated at least 100 women with his sperm without their knowledge and there was no law against him doing that so he didnโt get in trouble for it. Insane
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Jun 13
I canโt believe nobody is asking about the (f)art
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Jun 12
Someone recently said โAre youโฆโ and I cut them off to say โhypermobile? Yesโ and they said โNo, double-jointed.โ
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Jun 12
Who the fuck is responsible for misgendering hypermobility as โdouble jointedโ because I need them to pay for their crimes
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me ๐ซฑ๐ผโ๐ซฒ๐ป being the shart master
Jun 11
Everybody wants a hot girlfriend with tummy issues but not everybody can handle hearing about how she trusted the wrong fart
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Jun 11
until we meet again some sunny dayโฆ happy birthday, ryan.
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Everybody wants a hot girlfriend with tummy issues but not everybody can handle hearing about how she trusted the wrong fart
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Dental hygienist telling me that my gums are bleeding because I need to floss but jokes on her, Iโm an obsessive flosser and flooss twice a day and theyโre bleeding because I have a connective tissue disorder. Donโt be getting me twisted with all these non-flossers!
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Iโve been obsessed with flossing ever since my hygienist when I was in middle school told me my gums bleed because I donโt floss. I wanted to prove her wrong so I flossed every day for the next 6 months so she could say it again but she never said it again cause she died. Havenโt skipped a single day of flossing since though
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Jun 11
Just came across someone on threads who hand feeds their pet leeches. And by hand feed I mean the leeches are drinking their blood from the veins in their palm ๐ซช
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Jun 10
Orange cream olipop and vanilla corepower shake tastes like Orange Julius
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Crazy, but thatโs how it goes
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Saul Steinberg, Self Portrait, 1949
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