⬇️↘️➡️➕🅱️ ☄️ famously whimsical swimsuit calendar model STR 15 INT 18 WIS 3
Joined October 2008
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Here are the options:
1. Midday run and play Pauper League tonight
2. Skip Pauper (play Saturday) and last-minute register for a race tonight at 7. My progress since surgery has been good enough I’d literally run a race kold tonight.
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Michael Flores retweeted
Jun 15
Keep seeing people say if guys like Harden, CP3, Westbrook ect had the team Brunson had around him that they’d all have rings but last I checked none of them took 113 million dollar pay-cuts to make it happen. They chose money over rings, that’s their legacy, not Brunsons.
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Michael Flores retweeted
Aged like milk.
Jun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Took the #LobsterCon build I used to finish second in the vanilla #premodernmtg “Consultation” event & basically swapped out Accumulated Knowledge for Impulse.
3-0 / 6-1 at @HexAndCompany League play last night:
🍤❌ 🍤 TerraGeddon
🍤 🍤 G/W Mad Dogs
🍤 🍤 Devastating Terravore
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Michael Flores retweeted
Jun 11
Finals Reunion
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This is great @SonRebell
instagram.com/reel/DZaxu7Hy6…
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Michael Flores retweeted
Jun 8
Thanks for the Pauper Mono-Red Madness deep dive episode, @fivewithflores @loose_buce! Looking forward to the hangs next month at Paupergenesis ❤️
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Finally got one without Wilt! But do have his heir apparent (and the true GOAT).
Oscar Robertson
LBJ
KG
Dirk
Wemby!
82-0.com/share?id=FItD0qQYpU… #NBA #82and0
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Oscar is good. I think the tricks are you can get LBJ and Wilt in a ton of different decades and teams. Wilt is definitely the best; anchor to the vast majority of my 82-0 teams.
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Back on the board repping @premodernmagic’s UK Championship at @HexAndCompany!
3-0 / 6-1 but I have to say the Wild Mongrels spent a lot of time in the sideboard.
#premodern #magicthegathering
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You know how The Simpsons works on multiple levels?
Well this one doesn’t. And you can easily tell who doesn’t get it in the comments.
#iykyk #nba
I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!
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I was worried Steve Francis was going to drag this one down. But the other four players carried.
Jordan LBJ Bird Wilt 🔥🏀
82-0.com/share?id=zjttoCoTLr… #NBA #82and0
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How bad does Booker have to be for this to be a 66-win team?
82-0.com/share?id=U7PUUG6vpM… #NBA #82and0
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Joey reminded me that in the first episode of The Princes of Pauper we promised a Madness Burn deep dive…
Jun 1
Alright so between @fivewithflores, @loose_buce, and videos by @Mengu09, I think I'm officially interested in the Pauper format.
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Michael Flores retweeted
BREAKING: Greg Abbott comes out for men and women competing on the same court.
Jun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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