3h lords if they played kingdom hearts:
dimitri: casual player bc the controller snaps every time he goes on critical mode
claude: kh2 randomizer runner that installs 100 mods at a time
edelgard: fujo theorist that draws akusai on the side and has been tryharding mf for weeks
the most absurdly mind-boggling flaw of kh2 was making a musical minigame section and the character voiced by jesse mccartney doesn't get to participate in it
just remember out of the fire emblem macguffins the omega yato draws power from 4 weapons and how many lead characters does fortune's weave have? four...
I do not like Ashe Fire Emblem because he was so cute & I wanted to be his friend but he wouldn't gain any more supports with me after many battles together but decided to get A support with someone else super fast. I felt betrayed so I sent him in to die & I don't regret it.
hilarious that unrecruited shamir specifically has to kick the bucket on a random chapter before the last battle on cf bc she definitely would have been the strongest voice of reason to convince catherine and cyril to NOT firebomb a city while rhea goes on full seiros larp mode