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Chris @flatus74

My cat is called Pedro.

Joined February 2009
  • Tweets 129,216
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  • Followers 1,682
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My bin absolutely stinks
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We’ve now got three food bowls on the go
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Cookies
🪼.@hoeswilinbro
Jun 12
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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Might go to bed.
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Lots of blue ticks angry at the thought of having to verify your ID to use social media
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Ranty Man
@RanTeeThree
Jun 15
It’s important to know that the social media ban for under 16s is not a ban for under 16s. It is a ban on *selected* social media for EVERYONE. Until you identify yourself.
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I think the only reasonable assumption is that anyone trying to argue that the social media ban for under 16s isn’t a good thing is simply a predatory paedophile, just like Michael Jackson was.
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No word on whether Mastodon is included in the social media ban
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“Cookies not delivered”
Mirror Celeb
@MirrorCeleb
Jun 14
Ed Sheeran makes major announcement onstage to devastated fans mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
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Lewis Hamilton is such a dry lunch but I love him, just like Simon Cowell.
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Evening lads
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Oh taken a little photo of the can of premixed M&S cocktail you’ve brought on the train have you? @ThatsSoBluesky
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5 star food hygiene rating
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World Cups only count when they’re held in Europe.
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Really making the most of the great outdoors
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Bridge of Lies is telly for thickos.
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On a comedown after his first ever lick-e-lyx
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I’m in Waterstones #notapaedophile
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Elon Musk’s probably going to go out and buy a massive new telly this morning
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This is pure rock n roll. Pulp or Blur could only dream of being this good #totp
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