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Wasn't the America 250 birthday supposed to have world fair like exhibits/celebrations, massive concerts and just a year of partying? At this rate, the North Dakota State Fair has a better grandstand lineup than the America 250th. 🤣
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If only North Dakota had some sort of connection to a high ranking cabinet official who oversees the national parks...
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The Costco food court, but with a breakfast sandwich until noon.
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Imagine the money Menards would make if they had a small coffee and doughnut stand in each store with a few tables/chairs. No fancy coffee. Straight black for .50 cents. Every contractor would flock there each morning like a moth to a candle.
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Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.
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Cheaper than Costco!
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Everyone thinks we’re taking action in Iran this weekend. Nonsense. We’re about to go in and capture Castro. Venezuela 2.0
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Marco Rubio finding out he's the new director of national intelligence...
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Nate Diaz looks like he was in a car accident. Sheeesh.
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Ebola but with hantavirus!
BREAKING: A new outbreak of the highly contagious Ebola virus has been confirmed in Congo’s eastern Ituri province, Africa’s top public health body said. There have been 246 suspected cases and 65 deaths recorded so far. apnews.com/article/congo-ebo…
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The Facebook comments are absolutely hilarious. This article is truly a master class in how to alienate every reader and community in North Dakota.
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That's no accountant! America is BACK.
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Surveillance footage of the shooter tonight at the White House Correspondents' dinner.
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Image released by the White House on Truth Social of the suspect at tonight's White House Correspondents' dinner.
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Not to make light of the situation tonight, but I'm betting $20 Trump tells the press corp tonight they're the best dressed group he's had for a press briefing.
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Latest update from the President.
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White House Correspondent's dinner postponed for a later date.
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The latest from DC following the shooting tonight at the White House Correspondants' dinner
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Flickertail Times retweeted
BREAKING: Trump was just rushed off the stage during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
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