I don’t know why my cousins find it important to announce that I’m their cousin

“Jagaban dey work”

If you like one of my post, ill assume you find me funny If you like multiple of my posts, ill assume you want me to climb bed

My penis is fucking huge I am being honest

This video has never showed up on my timeline from the OP, it’s always these reposters showing me it

Relationship dey kîll privacy bro You fit dey reason life as man, make dey plaster you video call by 11pm If you no pick - "Oh so you're online and you don't want to talk to me If you pick, off camera - "Let me see your face or you're not alone" If you pick and you no flow with the talk - "If you're not in the mood to talk, you could have just said so and not pick up" God please😭😭

Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

Are you serious? Tor i no miss anything na

They playing too good man. I can’t hatewatch Class😮‍💨

i swear i'm friendly, you just have to talk to me first.

U can’t cheat on her

Answer nau😭

the bro code doesn’t include covering up for pedophiles & rapist.

Why tf is there a Tyrannosaurus in PUBG bro😭

I’m not a high risk friend. We can text twice a year and you’re still my gee.

Twitter después de cada partido del Mundial:

i pray i live long, there’s so many women i haven’t slept with yet

Me: “I miss you so much Her: “I miss you too, come and gimme money” God💔

Bro