Started playing in 2004. somehow still playing. Big thoughts, big mouth. Don’t take me too seriously. :)

Joined July 2019
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Collection update! Hit 10m Guam tar. What should I collect next?
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Alright how much is the raids 4 mega-rare going to cost on day 1?
The Grand Exchange is going beyond max cash 🪙 We're exploring support for trades above 2.147b GP, alongside some future improvements too! Find out more: osrs.game/GE-Improvements
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Pro Death's Coffer tip: Over double value right now
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Make scrolls more valuable: 1. Ban bots 2. When banning, take their bank, don’t just delete 3. Liquidate bank by alching items 4. Use that gp to buy items like pray scrolls from g.e 5. Delete those items 6. Give scrolls a use: 100k prayer xp? I made a video about it:
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Dragon cup! This one was a challenge. Only able to play 1 hour a day as I deal with post-concussion syndrome. I planned the best afk route for points which carried me to ~55k pts. Final 10k took me a while. Fun league!
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Sailing Agility Firemaking activity idea: Sail the ocean and stop at little islands that have lighthouses on them. Climb up the outside of the lighthouse and light them. Doesn’t need rewards, but I could see an equip-able tinderbox being thematic. Mainly done for xp!
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Anyone want to join a bingo? I'm hosting one June 12-21. Free to enter, chilled out dad gamer bingo.
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Armour seeds are definitely not dry protected. I just got my 3rd seed at 650 and 4th at 757. Must be a skill issue tbh
Replying to @flomple
CG is miserable to go dry at because the armor is dry protected but the seed isn't. It almost begs you to want dry protection for everything in the game.
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Flomple retweeted
Skip early agility completely with the new Lumbridge agility treadmill! ⌛️ Free 20min afk agility xp 🏃 Tick manipulate for faster xp ❤️ Gain small Hitpoints xp
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Summer sweep up: Replace all mega rares with the mega rare voucher so you aren’t forced to do CoX for a tbow.
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Whats the issue with CG? Its not how long it takes, its how FUN it is. Making it more fun is the priority, which the changes will do. It’s like 50-75 hours drop rate. For those who go 4x dry, it’s still a crappy grind, but 4x anywhere sucks and they can’t balance around.
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A lot of these summer sweep up proposals / ignored pain points are tipping us off to what raids 4 uniques will be. 👀
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My full thoughts on all the PVM related changes in the Summer Sweep Up are now posted! I’ll give you the internet hyperlink below.
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The proposed CoX changes miss the mark. “Sacrifice purple to re-roll a unique” accomplishes the exact same as just lowering the weighting of scrolls. Let people sacrifice a purple for a 1/100 pet chance. Pet is way too rare compared to other raids, and its just cosmetic anyways.
Grab your reading glasses and a cool drink, it's time for a Summer Sweep-Up! Check out today's blog for details on improvements to Hunter, Agility, the Gauntlet, gear buffs, PvM improvements and more than we could possibly fit into this post! 🔗 osrs.game/Summer-Sweep-Up-20…
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Where is the Summer Sweep up blog??? @OldSchoolRS
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Which new official game mode would you want OSRS to get?
22% Bronzeman
33% Hardcore main
33% Chunk
11% Region locked
36 votes • Final results
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Summer sweep up: Add a crush option to the Twisted Bow so that it is on par with the Scythe.
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To fix Corrupted Gauntlet, just put the Grand Exchange inside so people can buy a Bowfa while inside 🙌!
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