the season is ripe
Joined May 2023
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Apr 14
Why is it always the fagslop posts that blow up MY JOKES ARE FUNNIER
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Sometimes you just have to laugh because the alternative is screaming
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Cannot believe that I never noticed before that Anarion and Isildur are named after the sun and moon !!!!
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(likely thing for children of the line of earendil)
(the elder son named after the moon because it rose before the sun in the first age)
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Got a set of six wineglasses 9(?!) years ago when I was in college and over the years they've been dropped and broken and shattered by people I love and people I dislike until there's just one left from the original set now.
And she's so pretty I love her
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A bit fat in the stem department and she doesn't really photograph well for some reason but who gaf
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Update: lmao
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When a hot guy who ghosted you months ago hits you up again with a "hey" so you wait for 5 whole minutes before responding with a "Hey." #selfrespect #growth
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hot take people who liked Backrooms would like playing Control (2019)
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holy shit it's the Mythic Dawn
Posted and then almost instantaneously removed.
What the literal hell is this?
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Jun 11
I just finished East of Eden this morning. I'm not religious at all but Steinbeck looked me in the eye and said: you are not destined to be your worst self; you are not condemned by your past; you get to choose, every single day, you get to choose. This book doesn't need you to believe in God (I judged it too harshly and quickly). It only needs you to believe in people...the terrifying, beautiful fact that we are capable of both darkness and light, and that the choice between them is always, stubbornly, ours. Honestly, one of the most devastating things I've ever read.
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Jun 12
Disco Elysium even lets you hide the menu elements so you can look at Revachol in all its glory
when u love a video game so much u leave the title screen open just to hang out with it
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Jun 12
We were all really out here serving regice realness
Jun 12
Tried on some old tight jeans after forever while cleaning out the wardrobe and burst out laughing after seeing my silhouette in the mirror
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Jun 12
Tried on some old tight jeans after forever while cleaning out the wardrobe and burst out laughing after seeing my silhouette in the mirror
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Jun 12
Getting in position for barbell squats only to realise there's an exquisitely tender ingrown hair/pimple on your shoulder 2 seconds after the whole weight of the bar settles on it
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Jun 12
oh wow you think obsession was overrated? What a unique opinion should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite bella hadid
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Jun 12
Me: I'm sure it'll be fine if I walk barefoot in this park
The devious Ancyclostoma duodenale larvae waiting in the soil:
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Jun 11
pissing on the flush-resistant poop stains
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Jun 10
the city heaves and stutters like an animal troubled by dreams
A day in Manhattan, warped so that distance ≈ drive time. Drive times swell in the morning and evening rush hour, then contract in the night.
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Jun 11
Worth it in the end because the way she looks like actual glass
Jun 11
6 hours and 120 grams of filament wasted because I forgot to empty the poop bucket 🆗
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