Recovering workaholic. I sold 4 years of my life to be financially stable and now reside on Easy Street.
Joined March 2020
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Jun 15
They said if Kamala wins the government will install mass surveillance equipment all over the country.
Me every time i pass a new flock camera that wasn’t there last week:
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Jun 13
Manny Machado is on pace for just 102 hits this season.
This would be catastrophic for his future 3000 hit club prospects.
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Jun 10
Me: You remember that movie theater shooting?
Them: Which one?
#merica
The same people applauding the Karmelo Anthony verdict and 35 year sentence also believe Curtis Reeves was justified in shooting Chad Oulson for throwing 🍿at him after Reeves initiated a confrontation.
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Jun 10
The issue Reeves had was Oulson texting DURING THE PREVIEWS.
Reeves was not only acquitted, he spent almost zero time in jail in the YEARS the case drug on. He was on “house arrest” but was basically allowed to go anywhere he wanted as long as he notified them in advance.
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Jun 9
At his current pace Altuve needs around 2700 plate appearances to reach the 3000 hit club.
There have been 285 200 hit seasons in MLB history and Altuve has 4 of them.
Crazy to think he might not make it.
Hate injuries
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Jun 2
Champions --> Following season
'19 Raptors - -> L in Rd. 2
'20 Lakers - -> L in Rd. 1
'21 Bucks - -> L in Rd. 2
'22 Warriors - -> L in Rd. 2
'23 Nuggets - -> L in Rd. 2
'24 Celtics - -> L in Rd. 2
But OKC the only defending champ to get “punked”… WORD. 👍
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May 26
RT @Natasha_Brynn1: Four month ago, Alex Pretti was murdered by Donald Trump’s ICE.
RETWEET to honor Pretti’s life of service ❤️ https://t…
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Trump said that if Kamala Harris wins the election, gas prices will go up by 25%.
Grok: “Gas prices have gone up by 69% this year under President Trump.”
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May 4
Every time a bat shatters like that i think back to Sosa getting exposed for corking his bats. Still a great player to watch.
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May 4
Fox reporter discussing the nuke-u-lar issue in Iran.
Idiocracy comes to life.
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Mar 28
It’s happening, universal DH basically guarantees it but i hope he does it in a Yankees jersey.
Mar 27
Career home run #454 for Giancarlo Stanton
Inching closer to 500...
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