cult classic @foie_graphics • gylt
Joined January 2009
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i’m gonna take a two week break from twitter to go live my life
i will report back with any new discoveries
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there is no direct train from sf to la
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my recent findings:
1. spicy water - two to three banana peppers kept in a waterbottle filled with water overnight. delicious but might make your arm not work.
2. chewable melatonin works better when i swallow it whole
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the dude from butthole surfers is always singing about some bullshit
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Jayne Mansfield with pink baby elephant at her birthday party, 1960s.
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once my mom was going on about elon’s kids names are weird and hard to pronounce so i reminded her that she named me Iphigenia and she got so mad
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made my friends (who aren’t on twitter) these for their joint birthday party
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almost done with my second play through of avowed and i’m already planning a third and final one for next year
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elegant fonts
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does the borealopelta prove definitely that shrink-wrapping dinosaurs is actually correct or is the jury still out on that one?
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Jun 3
I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.
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surviving isn’t about surviving it’s when you survive with the survivors and then in turn you are surviving the survivors with the survivation of surviving and it brings survivalation when you realise you survived
- John Vampire Survivors Survivatron the 3rd
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come in, we’re NO HELP NO NO NO
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I wanna tweet mythological/fantastical sounding things like "you are sad because the giant negative-thought spiders are in breeding season" but I'm quite sure someone will think I'm being serious.
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