Programmer, knitter, slow runner

Joined March 2009
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Forecasters: We predict potentially catastrophic winter storms for Texas this week. Ted Cruz: *books flight to Cancun*
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Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
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18 Jul 2025
I would like to thank Coldplay for bringing the nation together. For a day, you fixed us.
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17 Jul 2025
Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.
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2 Apr 2025
Chewing too loudly!!! @WheelofFortune
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28 Mar 2025
“You wouldn’t get this from any other guy” Rather presumptuous of you Rick Astley… #nevergonnagiveyouup #rickastley
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10 Mar 2025
Saw a little girl at the grocery store wearing a hijab and an Easter bunny ears headband. My first thought was “Is that Kosher?” #onegod #onereligion #kosher #PeaceAndLove
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20 Jan 2025
Martin Luther King's Last Speech: I've Been to the Mountaintop youtu.be/zgVrlx68v-0?si=fRXy… via @YouTube #MLKDay #mlkday2025

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31 Dec 2024
My son and I were driving to feed the cats and I said something like "spork" and he said "Oh that's a poor man's term". I said "What?" He said "like when you combine two terms". Me "Portmanteau?"
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4 Nov 2024
The election has been so depressing that it’s hard to get up in the morning. This morning I was awakened by a cat being hit by a car. As a cat lover I went outside in my nightgown and we found the cat badly injured but not dead.
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4 Nov 2024
I tried my best to console him and my heart ached for him. As I was going home I realized that he is on the other side politically speaking, but he is a human being and I care what happens to him. No matter who wins or loses I hope humanity wins in the end.
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4 Nov 2024
Then I realized the cat belongs to a neighbor and ran to get him. He is a big tough man but he cried like a baby at the sight of his injured cat. We brought a towel and he had something to lift the cat to carry him.
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26 Jul 2024
Did I just see a ménage a trois? #OpeningCeremony
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26 Jun 2024
Wonder if @LeoSayerMusic ever sings to his dough…”When I knead you…”🎵
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Wheel of Fortune gets X-rated.
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Here’s the thing, ALL Kristi Noem had to do was write ONE post for help rehoming Cricket for not having the temperament for a hunting /working ranch dog and countless rescue groups would’ve offered to train and place her in a home as solely a family pet. #KristiNoemIsAMonster
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