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Sigurd @fosseng

programmer by night 𓅦

Joined March 2009
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Sigurd@fosseng
5 Nov 2024
“The purpose of abstraction is not to be vague, but to create a new semantic level in which one can be absolutely precise.” —Edsger Dijkstra
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Sigurd@fosseng
5 Nov 2024
Platform engineering reduces cognitive load for the teams? Only when everything works, the rest of the time it's added complexity.
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Sigurd@fosseng
3 Nov 2024
The rule to bind them all at [big corp]: Leaders shall never consider any ideas presented other than ideas presented by people at their level one level below their current position. Ideas presented by external consultants is the exception.
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Sigurd@fosseng
1 Nov 2024
Platform Engineering does not replace DevOps, they said.
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Sigurd@fosseng
28 Oct 2024
Warning about stupid practices and processes at [big corp]

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Sigurd@fosseng
27 Oct 2024
My local apple store wanted €50 for _one_ of these keys, and they had to order the key from an international supplier. Ordered it my self. I might be a pirate now. 🏴‍☠️
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Sigurd@fosseng
27 Oct 2024
Did agile die 10 of July 2016, and we are slowly realising? agilemanifesto.org/display/i…
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Sigurd@fosseng
26 Oct 2024
Trying the same thing over and over and asking AI for help when it doesn't work is quickly becoming the new normal. 😒
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Sigurd@fosseng
24 Oct 2024
My package was a couple of kilometer away, but they decided it needed to take a long detour.

ALT travel geography GIF by Topshelf Records
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Sigurd@fosseng
21 Oct 2024
Thought leaders on changing their opinion: - It has always been my opinion.
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Sigurd@fosseng
18 Oct 2024
Migrated from MySQL to PostgreSQL in a Java app with Hibernate. Do not let anyone tell you that you can easily migrate from one to another by choosing an ORM.
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Sigurd@fosseng
16 Oct 2024
Them: We want to cooperate on a solution. ... (a work day later) ... Them: Here you go, this is the solution you must use. Me:

ALT What The Heck Happened Kyle Broflovski GIF
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Sigurd@fosseng
16 Oct 2024
The totally unrelated thing has to be done in this app because it looks similar if you are not looking close enough. 🙈 - No, management knows best. - No, that's enough questions.
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Sigurd@fosseng
14 Oct 2024
I needed this. AWS in plain english expeditedsecurity.com/aws-in…
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Sigurd@fosseng
8 Oct 2024
The Boy Who Cried Wolf. CVE-2023-42282 9.8! Wolf!
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Sigurd@fosseng
8 Oct 2024
CVE-2024-24790 9.8! Wolf!
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3 Oct 2024
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@vercel
3 Oct 2024
Serverless servers: Node.js with in-function concurrency • Node.js optimized concurrent execution model for Vercel Functions • Private beta customer @madeonverse reduced their compute cost by 50% • Available today as opt-in public beta vercel.com/blog/serverless-s…
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Sigurd@fosseng
10 Sep 2024
A team lead should be more than a priest that organizes agile ceremonies and relays our prayers
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Sigurd@fosseng
7 Sep 2024
Not sure it's healthy to think about the problem of universals as a programmer.
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Sigurd@fosseng
7 Sep 2024
my head explodes at least.
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