Attempting life as a grown-up
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20 Jan 2014
"I'm the best corner in the game. When you try me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree, that's the result you gonna get" - Richard Sherman
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28 Aug 2013
story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything..
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3 Jun 2013
Sometimes what seems to be the worst of all situations can lead to the best of all opportunities. Always try #ThinkPositive #DayOne #IOYK
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23 Feb 2013
I hate situations where I have to acknowledge the people I had been successfully ignoring.
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21 Feb 2013
#TDSBreakingNews Trump's twitter account is hacked, briefly becoming
coherent, thoughtful, and relevant.
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21 Jan 2013
Things a pedophiles might say: On a scale of 1-10.... how old are you?
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11 Feb 2013
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool.
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11 Feb 2013
It's impossible to say "I wasn't talking to you" politely.
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12 Feb 2013
I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet.
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12 Feb 2013
Did it hurt when you fell from the top of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?
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18 Jan 2013
I'm sorry I offended you when I called you a bitch, I honestly thought you knew.
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11 Feb 2013
The worse the decision, the better the story.
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8 Feb 2013
Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless someone asks me, "What are you doing this weekend?"
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8 Feb 2013
Don't judge someone because they sin differently than you
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7 Feb 2013
Awwww you're not fat. Now chin up!...... and the other one too.
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10 Jan 2013
My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical.
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5 Feb 2013
Just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to reverse and fleeing the scene
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6 Feb 2013
I wouldn’t have to manage my anger... if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
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5 Feb 2013
What doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally.
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