1 wife (6 kids Brady Bunch style), 2 dogs, 1 cat. I sling freight. Family and friends are priceless. Ally.
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Company wide bags/cornhole tournament - me and my teammate won our first game, so we probably need to get matching jerseys now.
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I can’t believe it’s almost been a year you have been gone. 7 years were not nearly enough Fez. Miss you big fella. ❤️
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Jun 14
PRIDE Parade was a blast. One of our favorite weekends of the year. Watched my daughter strut by with her workplace. Also, see, I do smile. Mainly bc of some grey haired hottie. 🙂
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Jun 14
Congrats @nyknicks and all your fans. A lot of folks talked some tall shit when Brunson came a few years ago. They are awfully quiet now.
Also, please pass some mojo to my @chicagobulls so we can grab another one.
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Cajun taters w cheese, eggs over easy, on open faced bagel. We are about to make it vanish like magic 🤣
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Jun 14
Easy like Sunday morning. Hope you all have a great day. Hey @hwinkler4real do you have any of those leather jackets the Fonz used to wear. @frazmoney93 what’s good fam. @snoopydawg44us morning sir. @Almostretire Have that best day man.
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Jun 13
My wife is a Thundercat. Y’all can’t tell me a damn thing. Thundercat - Hell Yeah
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Jun 13
If you ever audibly hear me say “FUCK IT!”
Pick a side, step with or step back because I’m about to make some bad decisions.
It’s a long ride, but once I get there…No U Turn.
It’s on.
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Jun 13
They paused just for me, ok, it was a snack, but I had it lmao.
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Jun 13
Because we have dogs that shed like it’s their job we got this super cool fan that just sucks the fur right up into it and out of sight….
Also, I can dunk a basketball and run a 3 minute mile.
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Jun 12
Garage and sun lighting are the new Glamour Shots. Don’t laugh, you know you were at the mall, big hair, a few outfits, shady photographer, dark faded background. It was probably next to a Benetton or Radio Shack. Happy Friday to all my former Mall Rats & Food Court Freaks. 🙂
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Jun 11
Thursday is for rain and some Riley Freeman. Compliment someone today, even if it is yourself. @KimJFlanders I watch you continue to show exactly how an amazing parent and friend approaches life. 🙂
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Jun 10
Sunshine on hump day. #herewego Get a bagel, have some Joe, have a bowl of Frosted Flakes, just don’t be an asshole. Time to sling it.
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Jun 9
Act fast, just 1 block down the street. Please won’t you be my neighbor. 🙂
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Jun 9
Tuesday is for Pac. I’m already rockin’ some dog hair, but it’s all good. Mad, nope, that look generally keeps idiots away.
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