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May 20
โ โ
โ โ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ช๐ง ๐ช ๐ค๐ณ๐ฐ๐ด๐ด๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ข ๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ณ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ช ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐ข ๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ช'๐ฅ ๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ช ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ, ๐ด๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ด ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ช ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ
โ โ
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Yup. You know it. Now get lost before I kick your ass.
(empty threat. he doesnโt do much of that anymore.)
โOf course a bumbling oaf like you would eat gravel then actually treat someone with some actual mannersโ
A vein reveals itself at the side of Kyโs head
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Wonโt happen again. My bad.
Iโd rather chew gravel. I canโt think of one thing Iโd listen to a twerp like you about.
โOh good you made this awkward as soon as you said thank youโ
He cracks his knuckles
โI thought you could learn a thing. I mean after all these years you could actually listen to meโ
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โฆ(especially not avoiding yearning. sol badguy is an EXPERT at dodging feelings. he invented it.)
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โฆAre you trying to give me relationship advice.
Itโsโ not like that. I donโt have anything I *need* to say.
(he kicks his phone away to prove a point.)
Donโt mean shit to me. Now piss off.
โI could tellโฆ honestly my only advice is itโs better to handle such matters in person. No need to even talk just enjoy the silence and each others presenceโฆโ
Ky coughs awkwardly, unsure how to properly handle this situation. Not intending to have a heart to heart
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โ!
(he stands there motionless with his open handโฆ)
@fredbadguy
Not sure why but Ky did find Sol again and immediately slapped his phone out of his hands to the ground
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(โฆitโs not like they respond to phone calls or texts. they only show up when summoned half the time. what a hard to wrangle guyโฆ slippery like an eel.
itโs bad getting involved with people as emotionally unavailable as himselfโฆ)
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(itโs time to go put his phone in the sink before he does something unwise.)
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(do not text her a picture of two themed beanies and say โusโ you desperate fuck!!!)
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Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head
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(theyโre even next to each other. how kind. donโt miss them challenge failed for the 9000th time.)
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No, *eight times twelve*, like math, you stupidโ
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I just donโt think Iโve ever measured it
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8x12. Iโm judging you based on how long it takes you to answer.
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่ฐ่ฝ็ๆ่ๆฏๅๆๅป๏ผ๏ผ4/4๏ผ
่ฟๆไธๅผ ๏ผ
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frederick retweeted
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oh little beast why are you laying in that box even!
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