My girlfriend asked if we could cook soon as she's hungry and I replied saying after I win a game of league she comes back with 'so I'm going to starve then?' 🙂
Lucy and I currently have our own air conditioning in our bedroom. Completely free of charge too. It’s called having cracks in our wall and the outside wind coming through. Great stuff 👍🏻
On my girlfriends work adventures today she is and I quote ‘adding page numbers to files because there is nothing to do’ ??? Sign me up hello, I’m a word document enthusiast ???
Just ordered from a local kebab for the first time and they’ve given me fish and chips type chips rather than the standard kebab type fries ??? No wonder the police were round the corner, they’re right here officer, here are the kebab criminals
Moving away from a student house makes you appreciate the small things like no longer having an outdated, £1 coin-eating payment machine, that would only work if the stars have aligned, attached to a washing machine and dryer
Currently ‘watching’ the football strictly through the BBC reporting and my neighbours reactions of ‘oooh’ and ‘aaaah’ due to no TV license but I don’t think it’s coming home
There’s no way that my friends and I were just talking about Hello Fresh and then one of their sales people come to my door 5 minutes later they’re literally in my walls man
A little sausage dog called Ritchie has just done a runner down my street with a dad and his two kids chasing and screaming after it - fastest sausage dog I’ve ever seen
I’m doing research on per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances and now I’m in a position to buy furniture all I can think of is all the toxic chemicals in stuff I want to buy
Explain to me how my partner and I moved from having only 2 bedrooms (fairly small) and 2 cupboards in a kitchen to now having a whole ass house and we are easily filling the house up ???