Joined March 2016
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10 May 2023
My girlfriend asked if we could cook soon as she's hungry and I replied saying after I win a game of league she comes back with 'so I'm going to starve then?' 🙂
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15 Feb 2025
Why is there no option to join your ranked game back when the game crashes 😐 #bo6
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6 Feb 2025
I have a bank account literally just for takeaways and it’s just come to my attention that perhaps that isn’t normal
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17 Jan 2025
My barber called me hench today, 2025 is my year
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16 Dec 2024
Just booked into my hotel for a two day job and I get into some more comfortable clothes only for the fire alarms to all go off 👍🏻
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12 Dec 2024
My first time in wales the other day for work and I saw a man just eating straight peas out of a tub
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5 Dec 2024
Lucy and I currently have our own air conditioning in our bedroom. Completely free of charge too. It’s called having cracks in our wall and the outside wind coming through. Great stuff 👍🏻
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10 Aug 2024
My girlfriend and I’s fridge freezer is being dodgy and she is currently hugging it saying ‘I love you please work’. I’m dating a nutter
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9 Aug 2024
Researching synthetic chemicals that are slowly killing us with 50% of people not knowing what they even are is… concerning
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30 Jul 2024
On my girlfriends work adventures today she is and I quote ‘adding page numbers to files because there is nothing to do’ ??? Sign me up hello, I’m a word document enthusiast ???
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28 Jul 2024
Sometimes life sucks and sometimes you’re having a BBQ with your partner to fulfil your caveman instincts of fire and meat
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23 Jul 2024
Just ordered from a local kebab for the first time and they’ve given me fish and chips type chips rather than the standard kebab type fries ??? No wonder the police were round the corner, they’re right here officer, here are the kebab criminals
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23 Jul 2024
Moving away from a student house makes you appreciate the small things like no longer having an outdated, £1 coin-eating payment machine, that would only work if the stars have aligned, attached to a washing machine and dryer
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14 Jul 2024
Currently ‘watching’ the football strictly through the BBC reporting and my neighbours reactions of ‘oooh’ and ‘aaaah’ due to no TV license but I don’t think it’s coming home
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12 Jul 2024
There’s no way that my friends and I were just talking about Hello Fresh and then one of their sales people come to my door 5 minutes later they’re literally in my walls man
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12 Jul 2024
Me at home judging people going past for not being at work whilst I currently sit on my couch staring out my front window

ALT Disappointed Disappointed Fan GIF

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9 Jul 2024
A little sausage dog called Ritchie has just done a runner down my street with a dad and his two kids chasing and screaming after it - fastest sausage dog I’ve ever seen
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9 Jul 2024
why is sorting out utility bills so stressful
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7 Jul 2024
Building furniture with a partner who is very particular with how things look is not for the faint hearted
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7 Jul 2024
I’m doing research on per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances and now I’m in a position to buy furniture all I can think of is all the toxic chemicals in stuff I want to buy
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7 Jul 2024
Explain to me how my partner and I moved from having only 2 bedrooms (fairly small) and 2 cupboards in a kitchen to now having a whole ass house and we are easily filling the house up ???
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