Life Coach, Political Correspondent, Stanford Grad, Historian, Wall St. Analyst, Tenured Professor of Archaeology, Head of the Frumentarri, Lord of the Plains

Joined September 2017
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More proof that we have entered an alternate universe: World leaders just sitting around chatting UFC like we do on a Monday morning? Wild days, man

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@DustinPoirier if you were in the card who would you be fighting?
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What will the haters say now?
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are you wiping what im shitting?
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Justin Gaethje (2026)
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My chud duck son.
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Its Monday…..I’m smoking the reefer that Justin Gaethje smokers to make him go fucking nuts
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Never will forget this lesson from Oliver or the time we had on @NBRadioPodcast Thanks for sharing your art and for always being different in the best way possible. See you on the brighter side 🙏🏿
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If Alex wins he is the GOAT.. BUT.. If Gane wins the GOAT is Jon Jones, who lost to ME. Enjoy MY nite.
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"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"
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You can tell this is the first time joe rogan has ever worn a tie in his life
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A cool thing about starbucks is if you go inside to skip the enormous drive-through line they just take their sweet fucking time while you stand there like a jackass
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empire strikes back if it were made for disney
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I want to introduce you to Steve. He’s 83. His wife died a few months ago and he comes to this lodge in Spring Mill, Indiana and draws. He taught art in Terre Haute, IN his whole life. He also did courtroom sketches in court cases. In the comments I’ll share some pics from his sketchbook. He was excited when I said I was going to share his sketches with the world.
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You guys good news!!! My buddy just told me he has a extra ticket to the fight!! Lets goooo! Dana "Sean isnt banned, he wasn't invited" Thanks man!!! @ufc
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Palestinian woman 2001
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Smoking on shit you’ve never heard of
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I’m about to say something that’ll make you mad: I just want it more
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i don't understand how some of you are able to work and exercise and also have a social life? what am i missing?
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“Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”
 “That is the only time he can be brave.”
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Yay! The brave little pony hops over the tiny step
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Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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